And we're baaaaaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!
It’s been a month (or a "minute" if you’re a cool hipster) since we checked up the Blazers on social media and a lot has happened since then. Our Men’s National Team won the FIBA gold medal, Apple announced the iPhone 6, and I binge-watched the entire first season of "You’re The Worst" (new show on FX).
If you missed any of that, here’s a quick recap. The new iPhone is bigger than your face, we beat Serbia by 30 and "You’re The Worst" is comedy about two people – a stuck-up novelist and a vulgar publicist - who fall in love and do a lot of really funny/mean things along the way. (Side note: I tweeted about the show a week ago and was favorited by one of the writers. Shout out to Allison!)
Anyyyyyyyyyyyway - what's been going on with the Blazers lately? Let's find out.
Dame dropped a #4Bar.
Will Barton rocked a Nelson Cruz jersey and gave a motivational speech.
And then got turnt. "THEY CALL HIM WILL THE THRILL"
Robin Lopez spit game at Emma Rossum.
And drew this>
LaMarcus took a vacation.
And then cleaned up for NBA Inside Stuff.
Wes kidnapped Ted.
Dorell Wright was principal for the day at his old high school.
And took a dope selfie with the kids.
C.J. McCollum attended a Duck game.
And a Timber’s game.
And Batum did the dishes.