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SBNation's Twitter account has come up with this lovely pic of a former Portland Trail Blazers superstar:
Is that Bill Walton officiating a wedding? (Via @DrewUnga) http://t.co/in2wwnWmYD pic.twitter.com/tB0f3ZZx8T
— SB Nation NBA (@SBNationNBA) October 5, 2014
No clue what Bill is doing but we figured you might as well have fun captioning that wedding sermon while waiting for FanFest to start.
"That dress is stunning--greater than the magnificent Wilt Chamberlain in his prime--but those vows were a tragic embarrassment to civilization as we know it."
--Dave blazersub@gmail.com / @DaveDeckard / @Blazersedge