'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Garden
Blazer fans' hearts were beginning to harden
The team was half injured, their stars oft complaining
Outside there was no snow, just drizzling and raining
But then stirred a voice, to the fans' ears delicious
It spoke of a list of fond Blazer fan wishes
By ones and by twos it poured out its requests
One voice for all, at its co-fans' behest:
For LaMarcus Aldridge some moves in the post
Some love for A. Miller, who passes the most
For dear Wesley Matthews applause if you please
For Roy and for Oden, two new pairs of knees
For Rudy Fernandez, his shot reconnecting
For AJ and Mills, lessons in floor directing
For our Joel Przybilla some time on the floor
And for Marcus Camby the same, even more
For Monsieur Batum, clear drives and great slams
A hat and lunch bucket for D. Cunningham
For Marks and for Babbitt some run off the pine
And wins for all gathered 'gainst teams good and fine
And lest we forget, for old Coach McMillan
A game where he's not being cast as the villain
For owner Paul Allen, health both good and vital
And sweet, vivid dreams about chasing a title
For fans young and old, many chances to cheer
A good Blazers Christmas and a better new year!
Whatever be wrong, whatever the lack
There's no greater gift than to bleed red and black.