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Paul Allen Looks A Little Bit Different

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Check the following picture from Rod Mar's excellent Seahawks photo blog.

Blazers Owner Paul Allen got a little... um... hairier over the summer.

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Kinda reminds me of this. Except not really.

Did he crash the Octopus on a deserted island? Is he back pulling all-nighters in the lab cranking out code because he's sick of the new Apple commercials? Did Brandon Roy's new contract extension include an incentive provision that handed over Allen's personal Gillette? Is he so bitter over Turkoglu fleeing for Canada that he is, gasp, slowly morphing into Hedo?

How do you explain the new beard? Help me out please.

-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)