Too bad it was somebody else living it. Kinda like me with that guy who married Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Uh...but you're just as wonderful and cute as she is if you're reading this honey. No, wait! I mean you're more wonderful and cuter. WAY cuter! Honey? Sweetie?
Aw...crap. Now Javie AND my wife are cheesed off at me.