At the request of yer fine and salty Bosun Tom, from the Sandwich Islands, this night's Gameday Thread be delivered in PIRATE style! Thar' be CLIPPERS in the water, boys, and every last mother's son of them be in need of plunderin'! Board 'em! Shake their timbers! Burn 'em to the waterline!
An extra share o' loot for anybody who continues the theme in the thread.