Sports Radio 95.5FM has turned to craigslist to sell advertisements for .... 20.... dollars... a .... day.
20 dollars gets you 10 seconds during any program.
Why don't you write out your own 10 second script in the comments? Be creative: sell whatever product/service/person/etc. you'd like.
Let's turn this into a contest. Rec your favorites.
-- Ben (email@example.com)