The Agence-France Press reports that a foreign superstar has SHOCKINGLY been let go by his Chinese Basketball Association team for failure to report after a holiday. Apparently the star player asked for, and received, two reprieves but still blew it. He was quoted as saying, "Since I've been here it's been all business and no fun, so I'm looking for some fun."
Yeah...who hasn't ditched their job because it wasn't quite fun enough?
Thanks to Henry Abbott for the tip.