Only one person in the world could write this sentence...
Still with plenty of time on my hands after wearing down my cell phone battery, eating my second meal out of boredom, and taking some serious grief from Ricey about my "far-too-large-handbag", I turned my attention to work.
And it's not Mike Barrett.
You guys failed me. No one emailed me this link. It's been up for months. You guys are slacking.
Congrats to Ms. Haarlow! I will be reading.
-- Ben (firstname.lastname@example.org)
PS Thanks to the Blogfather for pointing it out. Once again, the lesson here is that the Blogfather knows all.