Read this post, entitled "The First Modern Hillbilly NBA Player has come."
Note to KP: anyone that can survive chainsaw art shows deserves a real contract.
Steven Hill, chainsaw, bonzai tree, Portland Japanese Garden. Let's get that done Blazers marketing. Let's get that done.
Consider this Chapter 1 of the Steven Hill chronicles. Why do I strongly suspect there will be many, many additional chapters?
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