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As we prepare to leave the city of Brotherly Swindling it seemed appropriate to run down the Top Ten things about being in Las Vegas for a week for Summer League.

10.  The Strip at midnight looks like a Hooters exploded.

9.  Enjoying people from all ethnic backgrounds, nationalities, and social classes massacre "Bust a Move" on karaoke.

8.  Discovering Ben Golliver smells vaguely like Peach Schnapps.

7.  Where else can you find Bingo at 3 a.m.?

6.  Sure-Fire Bar Bet:  Pronounce  "Petteri Koponen"

5.  Making a fortune betting the "over" on Jerryd Bayless' free throw attempts.

4.  $6.99 chicken strip dinner, anytime, anywhere.

3.  After ten minutes in the trunk your plain, ordinary deodorant becomes fancy gel deodorant!

2.  Hearing Finnish guys ask repeatedly, "How much must I tip this person?"

1.  Multiple Elvii!

--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)