(waits patiently as DJ announces that tonight's performance has some adult language!)
Is this thing on? Alright.... How y'all doin tonight!?!?! We ready to get this party started. Who's with me? Portland? Idaho? Hawaii? Who we got in the house tonight? Here we go...
When I say JERRYD, Yall say BAYLESS!!!!
JERRYD, BAYLESS!!!! ... JERRYD, BAYLESS!!!!
When I say KP, Yall say GENIUS!!!!
KP, GENIUS!!! ... KP, GENIUS!!!!!
When I say PRITCH, Yall Say SLAP!!!!
PRITCH, SLAP!!! ... PRITCH, SLAP!!!!
When I say GO, Yall say BLAZERS
GO, BLAZERS!!!.... GO, BLAZERS!!!
(walks slowly off stage with both arms raised)
-- Ben (email@example.com)