OK, check this out.
This has got to be a joke right? It's April 1, not December 4? Or has this been the secret to KP's success all along?
I can just imagine:
"We've got to get that Ebenezer Grokman guy!"
"Why? He's not a great shooter and he barely plays."
"Yeah, but he does this wicked two-handed 540 reverse tomahawk jam!"
"Ooooh, you're right! That'll totally demoralize the opposition. Does he play any defense?"
"I don't think anybody in this league can play defense..."