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The End of the World Has Come

OK, check this out.

This has got to be a joke right?  It's April 1, not December 4?  Or has this been the secret to KP's success all along?

I can just imagine:

"We've got to get that Ebenezer Grokman guy!"

"Why?  He's not a great shooter and he barely plays."

"Yeah, but he does this wicked two-handed 540 reverse tomahawk jam!"

"Ooooh, you're right!  That'll totally demoralize the opposition.  Does he play any defense?"

"I don't think anybody in this league can play defense..."

--Dave (