This post is an epic fail because I didn't snap a picture of Mr. Penn's black eye but needless to say if television cameras pan to him during the Jazz or Rockets games, you will have exactly zero trouble seeing what I'm talking about.
With respect to Mr. Penn's privacy, I will only say that he lost a brawl with a kitchen appliance. Thankfully, he will regain full function of his left eye, however he is sporting a shiner that was scarier than 3/4 of the Halloween costumes I saw at the Rose Garden.
How to describe it? It's difficult. How about this... if you wanted to replicate his black eye, you would simply follow these steps.
- Take a saucer used for tea and place it over your left eye.
- Use magic marker to draw a circle around the saucer. The circle should extend to your nose and across most of the left side of your face.
- Remove the saucer and take a can of black spray paint. Spray the entirety of the inside of the circle with the spray paint.
- Optional: if you have a purple marker, feel free to spice up the circle by dabbing some purple in there.