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(B)E-Harmony.com

We mentioned e-harmony.com the other day in reference to KP's draft evaluation process which got me thinking...

If there's one thing we need around here it's more Blazer fans.  So all of you current fans should be meeting each other, hooking up, and settling down, the better to raise the next generation fan base. But how are you crimson and black bleeder breeders going to find each other and how do you know you're meant for each other?  Have no fear...Blazersedge is here to help.  Simply fill out the survey below and we'll match you with the Blazer fan of your dreams based on these sixteen points of compatiblity.  It's scientifically proven.

Note that even if you're not ready to settle down with the co-Blazer-fan of your dreams this survey also works for trying to find people to split that season ticket package with.

Just circle the number that most closely resembles your position.

A.  Keep Zach            1    2    3    4    5        Trade Zach

B.  Oden                1    2    3    4    5        Durant

C.  Darius is salvageable        1    2    3    4    5        Darius is done

D.  Jack is a starter        1    2    3    4    5        Jack is a backup

E.  Sergio will be a superstar    1    2    3    4    5        Sergio is overrated

F.  Draft a small forward        1    2    3    4    5        Veteran small forward

G.  Bank on Outlaw         1    2    3    4    5        Beware Outlaw

H.  Martell recovers        1    2    3    4    5        Martell was a mistake

I.  Nate is God            1    2    3    4    5        God, Nate!

J.  Ime's a key player        1    2    3    4    5        Ime's average

K.  Give Dan a chance        1    2    3    4    5        Give Dan a pass

L.  Running game            1    2    3    4    5        Halfcourt game

M.  Pro-Lewis            1    2    3    4    5        Anti-Lewis

N.  Shoulda kept `Sheed        1    2    3    4    5        Shoulda dumped `Sheed sooner

O.  Winning matters more        1    2    3    4    5        Character matters more

P.  It was karma            1    2    3    4    5        It was random

--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)