There's a story here about James "Mr. Scott" Doohan's ashes being deposited into space on a rocket flight (along with 199 of his friends whose families paid $495 apiece for the privilege). I've always wanted to go into orbit but since it's now becoming de rigeur I think I need a new way to dispose of my remains when the time comes.
Do you think it's possible I could be infused into some kind of dye/paint substance and used to mark the Blazers' three point line?
Failing that, I know they press some people into "gemstones" now. Maybe they can press me into sequins and RipCityGal can use me as a part of an irresistably alluring Sergio-attracting sign?
Or perhaps little vials of me can be used as "22" prizes for the Jersey Contest. (Speaking of, those who won them in March I haven't forgotten you. There's just been a slight delay. Hold tight.)