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Question: This poll is bad yes?
Answer: The Rooster
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Question: Should Jarrett Jack be traded?
Answer: I don't know, ask me again next season!
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Question: What would have happened if last night's Jack/ Skinner confrontation had occurred during a summer pick-up game?
Answer: Jack drops Skinner with one Tyson-esque punch to that orange beard
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Question: LONG TERM, would you like to retain all of our current roster (except for Raef--or not; he might make a lurvely "HE'S in, so this really is garbage time" twelfth man), bringing in no major additions and pencilling all role players in for extensions?
Answer: Keep 'em all!--but add a starter or two anyway. They're all keepers, but do NOT start Trout AND Webby with BRAT-Point.
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Question: What are the chances that Sonics will be in Seattle next season?
Answer: No way! Welcome Oklahoma to the NBA.
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Question: So what would YOU do? Take the Knicks offer or stay with the Blazers?
Answer: Wait for something better / different
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Question: What is Travis Outlaw's future with the Portland Trail Blazers?
Answer: Only if included in a deal for an All-Star PG
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Question: Which Blazer would you move off of the roster to clear up playing time congestion next season?
Answer: James Jones
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Question: Are you bummed about his decision?
Answer: No, I am not.
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Question: Obligatory Poll on Indifferent Matters
Answer: TominHawaii!
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Question: Realistically, who do you want at PG for the upcoming year?
Answer: Jose Calderon
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Question: Who Should be Our Next Special Assistant?
Answer: Other
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Question: Who will be ROY next year?
Answer: Rose
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Question: Which "Big Three" would you rather have?
Answer: Our own: Roy, Oden, Aldridge
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Question: Is Hinrich good?
Answer: NO
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Question: Do you think Mortimer is Kevin Mortimer Pritchard?
Answer: Why did you add this stupid post?
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Question: Who do you think would be the better fit with Roy and Oden?
Answer: LMA
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Question: Which statement do you most agree with on the subject of marijuana?
Answer: Used it when I was younger, no longer do. Quit for personal reasons
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Question: Which teams do you want to see in the 2008 NBA Finals
Answer: Spurs vs Detroit. Will 'Sheed remember to guard Horry this time?
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Question: Which of the following trades with Memphis would you choose
Answer: Don't trade with memphis
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Question: Will you watch the NBA Finals if it ends up being LA against Boston?
Answer: Yes
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Question: Should Aldridge come off the bench the way Manu Ginobili does for the Spurs?
Answer: No way! Big Three, Big Three, Big Three!
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Question: The San Antonio Spurs are...
Answer: ...starting that long slow slide out of contenderhood. They may remain a playoff team, but their title run is over.
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Question: Who's with me?
Answer: I'm with you! Go Celtics! (ugh)
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Question: What level of fandom do you most closely identify with?
Answer: level 4
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Question: LaMarcus Aldridge for Michael Beasley?
Answer: Are you kidding? No way we give up LMA!
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Question: Where does B-Roy rank among NBA SGs?
Answer: 4-5
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Question: Would you pull the trigger on the suggested trade for Tayshaun Prince
Answer: Yes
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Question: What would you give up for Leandro Barbosa?
Answer: Wouldn't Do it
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Question: Barbosa for Martell, Jack, and #13. Good trade for Portland?
Answer: No
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Question: Who is the biggest draft bust since 1997?
Answer: Kandi-Man
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Question: Would you be willing to trade for Gilbert Arenas, yes or no?
Answer: No
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Question: To trade or not to Trade
Answer: Give him at least one more year
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Question: If you were the General Manager of the Portland Trail Blazers would you trade the 13th pick of the 2008 NBA Draft to the Indiana Pacers for T.J. Ford?
Answer: No
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Question: I'd like to put down a third option that says keep both, but for the sake of argument... If a major trade comes down to one final piece that is either Martell Webster or Travis Outlaw which player would would you rather keep on Portlands roster?
Answer: please keep #8, the Prototype, sweet shooting Martell Webster
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Question: Are we playoff bound this year?
Answer: Yep
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Question: Who compares the most favorably?
Answer: Bayless
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Question: How old are you?
Answer: 31-35
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Question: Is there another team in the NBA with as many talented young players as the Blazers?
Answer: NO
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Question: What is the best course of action for the Blazers regarding the Point Guard position?
Answer: We have our players, it's time to mold them.
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Question: Will Travis Outlaw become an all-star?
Answer: No, he will never be good enough.
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Question: Barring no catastrophe, what are your expectations for the 08-90 Blazers?
Answer: Qualifying for the playoffs
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Question: How do you feel about John Canzano?
Answer: Love him
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Question: How long until Jerryd Bayless becomes a starter?
Answer: 2009-2010 Opening Day Starter
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Question: Why isn't Greg Oden in summer league
Answer: His knees aren't quite ready, but he's still on schedule for him to play on opening night.
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Question: If Bayless is invited to play on the Select team, would you want him to play? (I don't know if he would have the choice of declining without having a real good reason, but let's say he does).
Answer: Of course. This would be an excellent measuring stick to determine how he plays with and against tier 1/2 talent in the league
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Question: Are you going to the home opener VS the Spurs?
Answer: No, I'm lame
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Question: Are you ready to trade Martell?
Answer: No
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Question: Who are you rooting for in Saturday's USA vs. Spain Game?
Answer: USA...but I want Rudy to light it up.
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Question: Who drinks coffee?
Answer: Not me. I've tried it before and it never did anything for me. Plus it tastes horrible.
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Question: Rudy or Bayless?
Answer: Rudy
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Question: Did Dwight Howard get dunked on by Rudy Fernandez?
Answer: Of course
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Question: Whi is that final piece?
Answer: Tayshaun Prince
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Question: Should Blake be our starting point guard?
Answer: Yes, he absolutely should start.
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Question: If and when Darius makes it back to the Rose Garden, how will YOU react?
Answer: Golf clap
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Question: Were you right?
Answer: The jury is way, way, way out. Ask me in 5 years.
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Question: Should Bayless start as a Point Guard when Roy comes back?
Answer: No, he should start right now.
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Question: In 1 year, Sergio will be...
Answer: back in Spain.
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Question: Do you consider Shareef Abdur-Rahim a Blazer now that he's retired?
Answer: No! Those years of Blazers history never happened.
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Question: Buy or Sell Martell Webster for this team?
Answer: Meh, he's young, lets wait and see
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Question: Barring any more injuries and assuming Blake, Brandon, and Rudy are healthy, our opening night lineup will be...
Answer: Blake, Rudy, Roy, Aldridge, Oden
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Question: To date, Greg Oden has been...
Answer: Normalwhelming
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Question: The Blazers are on the clock with the #6 pick in the 2007 NBA draft, and Oden, Durant, Horford, Conley and Green are off the board. Who do you take?
Answer: Rodney Stuckey (SG, Eastern Washington, 6-5, 205)
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Question: How many wins this year?
Answer: 48 or 49
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Question: So, about that Blazers vs. Lakers game... Who wins and by how much?
Answer: Lakers by 5 - 9
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Question: How are you feeling after last night?
Answer: Disappointed.
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Question: Will you be satisfied if the team puts together a solid, complete performance tonight but it doesn't translate to the W?
Answer: Yes.
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Question: Which Blazer would make the best President?
Answer: Channing
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Question: Which Jazz boils your blood the most?
Answer: Carlos Boozer
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Question: Is this Houston's year to make it to the second round of the playoffs?
Answer: Book it.
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Question: What's our record on this road trip (Orlando, Miami, New Orleans, Minnesota and Golden State)?
Answer: 3-2
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Question: Who gets dunked on by Oden first?
Answer: Haslem
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Question: Are you ready to admit that you were foolish to declare--or even to entertain the notion--that a 20-year-old who'd dominated high school and college basketball might be a bust--this after he'd played a grand total of 30 NBA minutes?
Answer: Wait a minute: I had confidence in GO from Day One, and I expressed it early and often. The kid is still 20 years old, for goodness sakes!
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Question: Which win was most satisfying?
Answer: Running the Bulls last night.
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Question: Is Spencer Hawes' destiny in life to be dunked on and swatted by Greg Oden from now through eternity?
Answer: Yes, it is written.
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Question: What came first?
Answer: The Chicken
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Question: Oden starts tonight.
Answer: Yes, it's time.
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Question: What do you expect tomorrow night against the Heat?
Answer: A Nailbiter -- we've got too many unresolved issues right now to know one way or the other..
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Question: Would you trade RLEC, LMA, Outlaw and Bayless for Bosh and Kapono?
Answer: Definitely
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Question: Take your pick...
Answer: Przybilla
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Question: What is this team's ceiling?
Answer: WCF
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