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BlazermaniacAndy

joined Jul 09, 2008 last login Nov 22, 2008 posts 12 comments 973

My cheeks are rosey like the rose city. I am Blazermaniac Andy, and you whooo are youuuu? I like to go to opening night games and look "scary", actually, I go to every game. Do you? Do you want to? If I see you there you better be looking good. If you see me there, I will be decked out in something FAN-tastic. I like to wear something with the Blazer's Pinwheel on it, daily. If you see me in a suit and tie with nothing that screams "Rip City" on it, note that my socks or other under-garments are adorned in Red, White, Black and a picture of Kobe with his eyes ripped out (the same could be said for Robert WHOREY). I recall watching Clyde, Buck, Kersey and Co. dismantle the Western Conference as a child while I dismantled Lego sets. I remember when the Blazer's came to my grade school and had us run around the field to raise dollars for charity, each lap meant more donations. We listened to "Rip City Rhapsody" to help us pump up the jams. I immediately made my grandfather purchase me said Cassette Tape and I proceeded to play it till the little white wheels fell off. Then for desert we went to Dairy Queen and got Blizzard's and the whole set of Blazers Glasses with their pictures on them. (Does anyone have a set they want to part with to a super-fan? For alas I have lost them since then) I stayed a loyal fan as our team collapsed in 2000 against the Lakers (a memory I sorely wish to forget) and even came to games when the Jail Blazers were my "Connection". And then, something magical happened. The fans stopped coming to games! Only us die- hard fan's remained, and it meant we could buy a cheap seat and sneak up REAL close! But then KP had to go screw it all up and get some quality Baller's in here, and now, my nose bleed season tickets are running my bank account dry! Funny story, back when KP was coaching our team after Cheek's got fired I had a feeling this guy was too smart to stay low in the totem pole. The next pre-season I was enjoying a home game when I spotted him sitting in the stands watching the Pre-Season game with the eyes of an eagle. I looked around for Steve Nash or John Patterson and saw no other suits. So I decided to go up and talk to KP for a few minutes, this was at a time when he was hardly recognizable in the organization. Apparently I was a little tipsy because I introduced myself as " Hi, I'm Kevin Pritchard". I later recovered and told him my real name but the damage had already been done. Soon after we said hello he proceed to excuse himself, stand up, walk down directly across the arena from me, and sit back down. Needless to say I try not to get too tossed around high profile Blazer exec's these days. Well, honestly, I have to say I love this site, and my life, and wife, oh that's right, she left me for the lefty, dang you Phil Mickelson!

Blazermaniac Andy

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Portland Trail Blazers

Portland Timbers

Anna Kournikova ;)

Oregon Ducks

Disc Golf is the best golf

Recent activity

Commented I'm a big fan of enlightenment, you mean gettin high right? on Junk drawer 11/22 - enlightenment edition on Blazer's Edge - 11/22/08 1:05 PM PST (1 reply)

Commented I like having a girl stay over at my house on Junk drawer 11/22 - enlightenment edition on Blazer's Edge - 11/22/08 1:02 PM PST (1 reply)

Commented who is for the thunder? on Junk drawer 11/22 - enlightenment edition on Blazer's Edge - 11/22/08 1:02 PM PST (1 reply)

Commented Frye is a better broadcaster then Rebecca on Junk Drawer 11/20/08- Euphoric Edition on Blazer's Edge - 11/20/08 12:55 PM PST

Commented yes, he wears breifs, there go all my manly thoughts about him on Junk Drawer 11/20/08- Euphoric Edition on Blazer's Edge - 11/20/08 12:51 PM PST (2 replies)

Commented exactly muahahahahahahaha! You going to the game tonight twiggs? on Game 12 Preview: Bulls vs. Blazers on Blazer's Edge - 11/19/08 3:03 PM PST

Commented yes dave far too much groin talk on Game 12 Preview: Bulls vs. Blazers on Blazer's Edge - 11/19/08 10:38 AM PST (1 reply)

Commented "we are not injury prone, we never loose at home" on To Market, To Market on Blazer's Edge - 11/18/08 5:08 PM PST

Commented "have knee surgery", it's fun, and the fan's like it! on To Market, To Market on Blazer's Edge - 11/18/08 5:07 PM PST

Commented Andy really likes this team on To Market, To Market on Blazer's Edge - 11/18/08 5:01 PM PST

Commented yeah I saw that, awesome! on To Market, To Market on Blazer's Edge - 11/18/08 4:57 PM PST

Commented GIRL.... on To Market, To Market on Blazer's Edge - 11/18/08 4:56 PM PST (1 reply)

Commented I got your vocals right here on Blazer songs. on Blazer's Edge - 11/18/08 4:52 PM PST (1 reply)

Commented wow 25 rec's!? Was this post about opening night or just any night in general? on Rose Garden description on Blazer's Edge - 11/18/08 4:40 PM PST

Commented Hey Beautiful! (looking at myself in a mirror again...) on Rose Garden description on Blazer's Edge - 11/18/08 4:22 PM PST

Voted for Wait a minute: I had confidence in GO from Day One, and I expressed it early and often. The kid is still 20 years old, for goodness sakes! on Blazer's Edge - 11/18/08 4:13 PM PST

Commented my favorite shows are on Junk Drawer - 11/18: What happened to Friday Night Lights? on Blazer's Edge - 11/18/08 4:12 PM PST

Voted for I would have spent the money elsewhere. on Blazer's Edge - 11/18/08 2:44 PM PST

Commented look at that guy with one leg on Dallas! on Rose Garden description on Blazer's Edge - 11/18/08 2:15 PM PST

Commented Andy tells you what he thinks about the Garden of Roses on Rose Garden description on Blazer's Edge - 11/18/08 1:21 PM PST (1 reply)

Commented I just went, it felt so good it should be a sin on Your Game Day Thread Is Now Open -- Timberwolves on Blazer's Edge - 11/15/08 2:19 PM PST

Commented my prediction for tonight on Your Game Day Thread Is Now Open -- Timberwolves on Blazer's Edge - 11/15/08 2:18 PM PST (1 reply)

Voted for YES! Lets boycott on Blazer's Edge - 11/15/08 1:45 PM PST

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