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Neil Oshey new business is sheer genius!


One day Paul Allen called Neil into his office and told him that he was disappointed that the Blazers season was not going as well as he had hoped and he needed something positive to take his mind off of it. Neil responded, that's funny I have been thinking the same thing! I have a great idea boss! You see, down in Arizona, it's way too hot to grow apples and up here in Oregon we have the best apples in the world. All we have to do is buy a truck and ship those apples to Arizona. We will make a fortune, Boss! So Neil buys the truck and hires a couple of drivers and at Hood River he buys a truck load of apples for 25 dollars a crate. His people haul them down to Arizona and sells all of them overnight to the apple starved Arizonans at 25 dollars a crate. Neil is ecstatic at this point and pushes his employees to make many more trips. Neil has finally found a way to take Paul's mind off the Blazers woe's. A couple of months go by and Paul demands to see Neil right away, he is furious and wants an explanation. They are losing money hand over foot! Neil looks Paul right in the eyes and tells him that he is well aware and that he has already corrected the problem. Today I just ordered a bigger Truck!