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Melo, Paul George and Durant walk into a bar...

Full disclosure I stole most of this from an ESPN comments section but I tweaked it, consolidated it and added some of my own stuff.... Anyways I thought my fellow Blazers edgers would like this, enjoy!!...

Melo, Paul George and Kevin Durant walk into a bar to watch the NBA Finals... Melo is paying since he didn't make it to the playoffs but he only agrees to pay for 13 of 35 shots... Paul George texts Roy Hibbert asking if he's gonna show up... Kobe is already sittin there when they arrive and he's creepin on the waitress... James Harden is working the front door, but can't stop anyone from getting by him, even with Howard behind him since Howard just keeps offering everyone tickets to his "gun show"... Westbrook is mad KD didn't invite him... Westbrook shows up anyways and steals all of KD's shots... Jason Kidd arrives and spills his drink, D Rose slips on it and is out another 2 years... Garnett and Pierce wanted to come but the nursing home wouldn’t give them a night pass... Kevin Love texts Kobe and asks for directions but Kobe tells him "it's invite only, maybe next time"... john wall arrives but says he's sticking to beer since he doesn't do well with shots... Chris Paul is in the bathroom assisting giving out hand towels and mints and gets mad when harden comes in and throws up shots everywhere... KD can't believe Greg Oden still hasn't made it to the bar... Kyrie Irving is there, but he's threatening to leave if LeBron doesn't come and sit next to him soon... Damian Lillard and LaMarcus Aldridge make a surprise appearance and beat Harden and Howard in beer pong... Dirk is in the corner telling stories about how he beat LeBron a few years back, he says Cuban is investing in time machines so they can do it again... Lance Stephenson shows up and quickly makes things weird when he starts asking people if they want their ears blown in... Then Donald Sterling arrives and tells them all to get out of his bar!

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