Don't you think we can WIN IT ALL this season? I sure do! Enough with the HATERS who DOUBT, let's show some TEAM SPIRIT!
Here is my pre-games analysis:
Damian Lillard dunks all the time when I play him in NBA2K14, so I think he will go dunking a lot. He is surely the best short guy in the basketball (LOL, he's not short really, he's just as tall as my best friend! Those other guys, tho they are REALLY TALL!) I think Oakland sounds like a nice place, I like trees.
Lamarcus Aldridge shoots too many shots that aren't 3s, he should shoot more 3s or dunk more. He is bigger than that crazy beard guy so he should dunk on him. And good luck Dwight Howards stopping Aldridge from those 3s, you are too slow now and no Superman cape, ha-ha!
And who wants to share chips with that beard guy? He'd get crumbs in his beard, gross.
Robin Lopez is just my favorite player ever (don't be sad, Joel Freeland and Myers Leonard and Victor Claver, you are my next favorites all!) These guys don't have attitude they are all hustle! I wish the NBA had more players like that! I don't think Houston can match with them, in would be Linsanity? (See what I did!)
Wes Matthews could use some of that hustle and less attitude but I love it when he makes shots! If I were the coach I would have him make shots always, or be more hustling and dunk it! I think the coach should tell that to Mo Williams, too. Since when do OUR BLAZERS wear headbands, that's not TEAM SPIRIT. There's no I in spirit!
I don't understand Nicholas Batum. I think Dorrell Wright will play more like he scores on when I play 2K14.
I think that's everyone! Oh and I love Barton, he's got such dunks and energy. I think when he gets better people will realize he's like Lebron but better. I love his headband!
I know Houston had the Alamo but that was a long time ago, time for we BLAZER FANS to BELIEVE! See you all in the CHAMPIONSHIPS!