So Metta World Peace just got bought out by the knicks...
How awesome/hilarious/terrible/terribly awesome would it be to see good ol' Ron in a Blazer jersey? In all seriousness, we do need a wing defender. If Metta can still move around, he'd be cheap. But there is the whole "insanity" elephant in the room on this one... but what am I thinking? Portland is weird! Metta is weird! It's perfect!
Check out this classic Metta interview. We could have him do all the postgames for us, exclusively, so Stotts can get some extra hours of sleep! How could this be bad? Think of the comedy!
Because Metta's just understood. He's not a dirty player. He's just in the wrong place at the wrong time consistently.
And here, MWP obviously just mistook Rondo's head for the ball.
And the whole big fight at the Palace? That was MWP's evil twin, Ron Artest! Totally different person!
#MettaRipCity in 2014
P.S. Be sure to click the "Metta is weird" link for comedy gold.