Forget Mark Madsen's silly towel waving and shimmying like Doogie Howser. Forget Robert Sacre's methed out kung-fu panda antics. Forget any of the myriad of NBA bench warmer who get possessed by some Voodoo demon every time their team does something worthwhile on the court. I'm all for players stuck on the bench getting hyped on the game but so many of them look so silly doing it! No Swag (ahem. Meyers). You know who has some serious bench swag and he doesn't even suit up? Terry Stotts' right hand man, assistant coach Jay Triano. This Canadian is hyped like he won the lotto, and then met GOD who told him that life is forever after. Look back on all our big wins this season and you will always find that when the Blazer's bench runs out to meet the 5 on the court after a huge defensive stop, or a Dame buzzer beater, its Jay Triano leading that charge. He's usually crouched down in one of those grandpa "atta boy!" stances. His face is beet red from an overdose of euphoria, and he's smiling like the Kool-Aid jug. Jay Triano- the best hype man in the NBA.