Since Blazers Edge (read: life) is getting more boring than walking through the Japanese rock garden and smelling the roses while listening to the fat chick talk about the sublime delicacy of the stones plowed through with a rake, it's time to liven things up a bit.
I'm a big cat person. I love cats. Have two of them. One is about the size of a tank, weighs 25 lbs and isn't quite two years old. He is about as lazy as me, difference being he doesn't possess a super-hot athletic body that Damian Lillard is jealous of.
But sometimes we have to love humans too. Even if they don't know our names or our faces and will only ever speak to us to sign our shirts, caps,
boobs whatever, we still love them. You know why? Because they play for our beloved Portland Trail Blazers (the only thing more important than my cats).
The players on the bench and young guys who have much to prove, but are still cute in that Durant smells blood when they come in the game, those are the cats at the shelter. We have to pick them up.
So, who is your pet cat Trail Blazer this year?