SBN-NBA Discussion: What Would You Do as NBA Commissioner for a Day?

Mike Stobe

Dave Deckard from Blazersedge.com shares what he'd do as NBA Commissioner for a Day. Put on your Commish hat and join in the discussion too!

I'm peeking in from vacation because today marks the first SBN-NBA network-wide discussion of the 2013 off-season. All the NBA blogs around the network will tackle the same question today. Be sure and click different sites to see their takes and participate in the conversation!

The inaugural discussion topic for 2013: "If you were NBA Commissioner for a day, what would you do?" Several folks from our site warmed up on this topic last week. Now it's time to weigh in officially.

The first thing I'd do in preparation for becoming NBA Commissioner is check out THIS VIDEO. If you haven't already, you should too. After that, figuring out what to do is easy!

Cue the beat, sit down, and let me tell you what I'd do as Commissioner for a day.


Wake up early...like a boss.

Get me a new suit...like a boss.

Enforce traveling...like a boss.

Fix the flop rule...like a boss.

Prank call Selig...like a boss.

Promote the D-League...like a boss.

Buy a polygraph...like a boss.

Tell 'Sheed the ball lies...like a boss.

Yo, I ain't even had breakfast yet. You KNOW there's a lot more hours left in this day...


Rig the lottery...like a boss.

Help small markets...like a boss.

Hit on Debra...like a boss.

Get rejected...like a boss.

Punch Ariza...like a boss.

Test for P.E.D.'s...like a boss.

Go Hollywood...like a boss.

Then screw the Lakers...like a boss.

Kazam! Now THAT'S more like it! But hold up. We ain't done yet. Keep that beat rollin'!


Expand to China...like a boss.

Send Adam Silver there...like a boss.

Fire all the refs...like a boss.

Invent my own stat...like a boss.

Fly into the sun...like a boss.

Call it for blocking...like a boss.

Cook with truffle oil...like a boss.

Rename the Pelicans...like a boss.

Yeah, and you know why I can do all that [bleep]? Cuz I'm the boss.

I'm...the boss.

--Dave (blazersub@gmail.com)

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