He has a standing reach of 9'7"...ahem, hold on...NINE FOOT SEVEN!! FREAK OF NATURE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME length that has never been seen! We need to take this risk for this type of specimen. How many teams thought drafting Manute Bol was a joke? Think about it...seriously think about it! I have had too much to drink tonight and my beautiful, awesome girlfriend is mad cuz we are supposed to be on the paleo diet and my insistence that Patron is Paleo has not yet won her over and here I sit, pleading my case...taking shots of Patron. Damn...I'm out.
In conclusion, please take Gobert, who is projected to be available at #10.
Much Love to all my Fellow Blazermaniacs! Peace :)