Ugh, new JD. Old JD is old. I tried getting Mort to do it but he's busy doodling. I tried to get idol to do it but he's busy being not it. I tried getting 92 to do it but he had his REO Speedwagon 8-track blaring on his hi-fi and well, we know how his JD's are anyways...

So, recently on facebook I came across an old saying from me youth, it goes like this: "I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up."

Classic! And I got thinking, I know this one was pretty common but what are some of these incredibly clever quips do y'all remember from your younger days? If you can't think of any, don't feel bad. I'm sure it will only merit a couple responses and then people will talk about whatever they want to anyways.