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Inside Neil Olshey's secret Diary

Dear Diary,

Today was a strange day. I spoke to Paul Allen this evening and he seemed to be in a very talkative mood. Maybe it was the Thanksgiving booze or our 13-3 record, but man was he talkative. At one point he even started going on about aliens and a secret space program. He claims that our planet has been infiltrated by multiple alien species and they are controlling the "elite" . He also said that we keep Alien technology in an underground facility beneath center court and that he has even shown it to his good friend, Dan Aykroyd. He said maybe one day he would show me. What an eclectic man Mr. Allen is. This is not what excites me though. It seems that our esteemed owner is a believer of this team and that he also thinks that the time to seriously upgrade this roster is upon us. Mr Allen is ready to spend to win now. He said Christmas is coming early this year. Here is my wish list,

Jeff Green for Meyers Leonard, CJ McCollum, Will Barton, Allen Crabbe.

Spencer Hawes for Meyers Leonard, CJ McCollum.

Thad Young for Meyers Leonard, CJ McCollum, Victor Claver.

Taj Gibson for Meyers Leonard, Victor Claver, Allen Crabbe, Will Barton.

Joaquim Noah for Meyers Leonard, CJ McCollum, Victor Claver, Joel Freeland.

Anderson Varejao for Meyers Leonard, CJ McCollum, Victor Claver, Will Barton.

Zaza Pachulia for Meyers Leonard, Victor Claver, Allen Crabbe.

Aaron Afflalo for Meyers Leonard, CJ McCollum, Allen Crabbe.

The Denver Nuggets must be kicking themselves with all these bloated contracts. I'm hoping they continue to be mediocre because some of those bloated contracts look mighty fine to me. Wilson Chandler makes 6.4 mill a year which isn't bad at all. Gallinari is hurt, overpaid at 10.2 mill a year but he's ripe for the poaching.Javalle McGee at 10 mill a year? Nah, I think not. Maybe 5 months ago. Even Mozgov is looking good from where i sit. I'm keeping an eye on the Nuggs.

Dear Diary, before I go I'm going to tell you my biggest wish. The Atlanta Hawks and Danny Ferry. What in the what are they doing. They might as well merge with the Bucks and kinda suck together for ever. I hope that Al Horford stops being such a nice guy and demands a trade. That's when Paul Allen employs military grade mind control technology reverse engineered from Alien tech on Danny Ferry's bald dome. Danny Ferry decides that it's time to rebuild, is more than happy to receive Meyers, CJ, Joel, and Crabbe for Al Horford. Any one of these trades would make our team a contender or something close to it which would allow me to utilize my genius to tinker just right. Dear Diary, I think the stars are aligning.

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