No offense to Dave and the rest of the passionate fans who keep sending mailbag questions, but I can't take anymore. I don't want to read another season preview, another Q&A, another injury update (unless it's about how CJ is coming back like three weeks earlier than expected).
So in the grand tradition of wasting time on a Friday, I ask you, netizens of Blazer Nation... what are the weirdest Blazer-related anagrams you can come up with?
If you need help, start here:
But you can also just as easily insert your own search terms here:
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS, remixed as an anagram:
SPARTAN BLITZ: A RED ROLL
(reminiscent of Schonz' "red hot and rollin'")
also, I give you LAMARCUS ALDRIDGE, remixed into:
A DIAGRAM CURL SLED
(instead of pick and roll, let's try the pick and slide!)
What else can you come up with? Dazzle me with your devastating combination of wit and boredom!