Just a heads-up. The video game "NBA 2K14" has 14 Euro teams in it. Including Real Madrid, where our old friends Rudy "3 Goggles" and Sergio "Spanish Chocolate" Rodriguez currently roam. (The link's to RM's roster.) Sergio has a Harden-esque beard now. So stop adjusting the settings so that Portland can beat Miami. Play Real Madrid, instead. And wipe the floor with them. If you play in Madrid, you even get to use their funky-looking ball . . .