Let's help Brian Wheeler and the media out- what are some possible nicknames or sayings for Damian Lillard should he become deserving of them?

Nicknames:

• "Damian" -almost crazy enough that it might work
• "the underdog" - self explanatory
• DL - typical derpish modern NBA nickname
• "DL smooth" - his game seems to be very smooth...so we've done the miraculous and combined the two terms. That'll be 200 dollars.
• Damian "impressive workout and Paul Allen liked him" Lillard
• Damian "kill whitey" (vote for Donley) or "big sky" Lillard

radio phrases:

• it's "Lillard time"
• "let's get lillard-ed in here", or "it just got lillard-ed in here" Nothing like a good retard joke to appeal to the masses.

So blazersedge community lets hear your ideas: The media is desperate for any way to refer to our new rookie as long as it's not by their name!