She clings to me like cellophane

fake plastic submarine

She's driving me insane

But now that's over

Why do you always kick me when I'm high

SR-71 - Right Now (via SR71VEVO)

Mort moved to LA to be close to The Offspring ...here is their soon to be released (hit)single

Cruisin" California (bumping in my trunk)

The Offspring - Cruising California (Bumpin' In My Trunk) (via OffspringVEVO)

Bowling For Soup for some super tongue in cheek fun

I met her at the Sonic

,
She was listening to Tonic,

With her Ipod and her roller skates

She said her name was Summer, When I asked her for her number

she said "Nevermind I get off at 8:00"

She had eyes like heaven,

A face like an angel,

But she had the body from hell

Within a half an hour

we were naked in the shower

taking dirty pictures on my cell

Bowling For Soup - I've Never Done Anything Like This (Feat. Kay Hanley) (via Twobit333)

Warning for some lyrical profanity

Have some summer fun on 92