"In this corner, weighing in at Donald Sterling's black book of hookers with a smile that could shut down alllllllll of General Hospital, hailing from the City of Angels, the challenger, Neil Olshey.
And in this corner, the undisputed king of the clown show. Weighing in at a bag of manna, with a long and athletic reach fit for Gumby, hailing from Portland, Oregon, former special assistant to the mayor, DAAAAAAUUUUHHHHHHHVVVVIIIIDDDDDDD KAAAHHHHHHNNNN!!!
LET'S GET READY TO BUMBLE!!!"
I wish I could write something that clever. One thing that T Wolves and Blazers fans seem to share is a serious disrespect for Kahn. As I recall, he was the guy who at least tried to bring MLB to Pdx. For at least trying, I'll always be grateful to him. However, if he's as inept as many claim, maybe we would have had major league baseball in town if someone more savvy had been leading the charge?