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VOTE! Neil Olshey's trademark slogan should be:

Ah. Ok then. Neil Olshey, it is. I guess that answers that question. Well, I guess that answers several questions, amongst them: "Will the Blazers be the first NBA franchise with a female GM?", "Will the Blazers be the first NBA franchise to have an interim GM for a full decade?", "Will the next Blazer GM strongly resemble the star-crossed love child of Alan Thicke and Buzz Aldrin?" Yea. Those questions. Answered. We have lift-off.

Of course, the question we DON'T have answered yet--the one I know is orbiting each and every one of our minds--is what will Buzz Olshey's tag line be? Teams have tasted our Pritch slap. Perhaps a team or two got CHOWNED, Cho-chopped, or whatever we decided on (I can't remember, I think it sucked though). And look--lazy us!--we never really decided what happened to poor Brooklyn a couple months back. I suppose it would help if we knew who to thank in the organization for that little klepto special. 22 games with Crash for a number 6? Umm. Ummm. Yoink! Thanks for the pick, th-toop-id!

But I digress...

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