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BREAKING NEWS on Blazers Head Coach Search

Sources close to the team are not yet confirming, but this reporter has it that they will name Randy Rahe as the next leader of the Red and Black. Some of you might be wondering who is this Randy Rahe exactly? Good question, well he has a simply stellar record of 77-47 at collegiate powerhouse Weber State. He is clearly the class of the Big Sky conference which is also one of the best if not the best conference in college basketball today. We will be lucky to have him lead us, if we can lure him away from the lovely State of Weber er Utah that is. He will definitely be a great mentor for the player Bill Simmons has dubbed as our future backup point guard, so we've got that also to be thrilled about!

Fan reaction in Portland will undoubtedly be ecstatic by the hire given the uber impressive resume, I mean awesome right? But to be completely unbiased, I will poll the average Blazer fan to gauge their thoughts on this historically awesome day in Blazer fandom.

.I have now drank the Kool Aid folks, Big Sky, Do or Die!