I know your fledgling career as a Blazer ultimately proved to be short-lived, but I just wanted to say thank you for your willingness to be a pawn in the
rebuilding reloading retooling process of helping our team to succeed as best it can. You must've suffered some psychological whiplash on draft night, relegated all the way to our lonely northwest corner of the NBA, only to end up in Brooklyn in a sudden proverbial blink of an eye. I can't pretend to have known anything about you prior to this evening, but I'm pretty confident that I spelled your name correctly. I wish you a long and prosperous NBA career, and I look forward to seeing you in all of the highlight reels of our new rookies destroying you in every way imaginable.
Every Inhabitant of the City of Portland