It's time to make a stand. I've put up with enough. We missed out on CP3 and Williams, BRoy flamed out too quickly, Oden never had a chance to SMASH, Sergio never panned out, Rudy never improved, Bayless was a one trick pony, Felton was the "don't go away mad, just go away" guy, Farried is a Nugget. I'm sure I could go on for a while about all the injustice and inequity I (and you) have had to endure for years. It's time to cash in the tokens for a pair of scoring Hail Mary hat tricks at the shot clock buzzer to win it with a walk off homer in the bottom of the ninth.

I DEMAND a HOF player at #6 AAAAANNNNNDDDDD #11. No, I don't think it's too much to ask for! If you think so, please re-read the first paragraph. You'll see at least one or two solidly questionable arguments for this being a reasonable request. I would also request (not necessarily a demand unless the answer might be no) that our two second round picks be at least All-NBA level talents.

Further; I require that any and all players on our roster be exempt from injuries for a period of at lest 100 years. No more meniscus, cartilage, ligament, tendon, hip, deadly blood disease, heart murmuring, labrum, migrane, club foot, poor FT%, back spasms, blind dog, too dumb to not carry onto a plane, baby daddy, nanny tapping, CTC talking issues.

We'll hire a new coach that will mold our two future HOFers into our new 1-2 punch with LMA becoming the best #3 option in NBA history. Our two All-NBA second rounders will come off the bench to terrorize (not in a Homeland Security/Metta World Peace way) other team's subs, increasing all leads to garbage-time levels.

I will also require that Blazer games become available on Direct TV as part of their basic package for no additional charge because of the insane handling of the current contract and my overall cheap attitude. In addition, the radio broadcast will be changed BACK to the FM station so I can get freakin reception!

Simple really. My collection of 17,000 positive Juju tokens should make this happen.

I expect my championship in 12 months. Get started.