Ok kids, we beat the Heat last year and I wrote this little ditty. (song below the jump) I posted it at "Fear The Sword" when they beat the Heat, which was after we had earlier beat them. My post drew the most comments at the time – 3 (2 of the comments were mine). Yes, after the Cav’s got revenge, they still had no life left in their sole (or their souls). And it was a great game - they were knocking down the shots. To refresh yalls memory: We got nothing on ESPN when we took the big weenies 3 down, nada – no national news coverage. It was our 7th road victory in a row, and all they covered was James crying over losing a game they wanted to win. So the question is….are the Heat going down this year. What do you think?

Ditty jump right here.….

Not 5, not 6, not 7, not EVA

I don’t like audacity or an arrogant decision
daddy thrice told me
you gotta learn to count
before you’re blessed with vision

This is my first rap song
If you don’t count the others
What? …you don’t like my math
then why you rollin’, cart before the horse

I’m kinda bored with sports
think I’ll put on a movie
I like the Crying Game
they call it Blazers verses Heat

LeBron – Wade - Bosh
They can’t play at the height of superior echelon
At least they got altitude
If you count big egos

Daddy said – you gotta learn to count before you’re blessed with vision
Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4
5 Blazers touched the ball
then Wallace scored

You can’t divide by Zero
...it’s not a multiple
The king got his head up %@# $%& in the stars
when he shoulda had his feet on the earth

I can’t hear a word you’re sayin’
with those big black feathas in yo mouth
You need some help with that crow
here, let me stuff some mo in there fo ya

And who made you a prophet
keeper of the key
I been seein' a vision my own
Not 5, not 6, not 7, not ANY

What it is, what it was
To quote philosopher Byron Scott –
“We're going to win an NBA championship
before that traitor does”

I hope I dumbed this down
to an ESPN level
You can’t make the news no matter who you beat
if it ain’t got that Cry Baby drivel

Not 5, not 6, not 7, is the skinny
multiple is a lot when you don’t have any
Not 4, not 5, not 6 total wins
7 on the road, Blazers FTW

Oh poor little baby LBJ, sniff, sniff
Want me kiss it fo ya – send me a text
But you best get ready for some pain
I see your schedule – Cav’s comin’ up next

I hear the sound of poppin’
like an overstretched balloon
Or was that the sound of big-headedness
exploding the room

Free falling from space
doesn’t hurt too much
It kinda feels like flying
‘till you get jabbed in the butt

So as you make your plummet
from heaven to earth
beware of sharp pointy objects
like "future pinnacles of success"

Not 5, not 6, not 7, is the word
a funky way to count – ask MJ, Magic, Bird
So if you don’t mind movin’, your big arse over
I’m gonna start my trophy count - beginning with ONE