Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of... The Junk Drawer. As usual, I am your host, Adam Weatherspoon.

(Not to scale, or species)

Tonight we look at the upcoming Olympics. A kerfuffle in Arizona, and a special guest, Loki, disgraced Asgardian, brother of the Mighty Thor, master of mischief and magic, and registered Libertarian. Loki, welcome.

Thank you for having me on, Adam.

Of course.

Leading off, when Rick Rolling, goes wrong...

Arizona has passed a bill in their State House outlawing internet bullies, AKA, Trolls. A widely acknowlaged interwebz threat when u uz bad gramer or use thair bad, or if one simply decides you are wrong.

SEE SOMETHING...

SAY SOMETHING!!!

This is the language that has critics worried:

It is unlawful for any person, with intent to terrify, intimidate, threaten, harass, annoy or offend, to use ANY ELECTRONIC OR DIGITAL DEVICE and use any obscene, lewd or profane language or suggest any lewd or lascivious act, or threaten to inflict physical harm to the person or property of any person.

That's correct: "annoy"

Wanted for multiple counts of annoying me with stupid

chain letters and broken links. ENOUGH ALREADY ALEX!

Next, the London Olympics. Actually I don't really have anything to say about them, I just wanted an excuse to show everyone this:

That's right, Race Walking. The Summer Olympic's Curling.

All right. We'll take a quick commercial break, but we'll be back... stay tuned.

(All of these NSFW)

And, we're back. I'm afraid that while we were on break, Loki was cast back into Niffleheim by the Allfather, Odin. Odin wasn't able to stay and comment on that, so we'll have to cut this short, our sincerest apologies. Instead we'll leave you with a special musical performance by Jon Lajoie, who plays Taco on the League. The greatest program of all time. And if you don't think so, you're a frittata.

Yet again, NSFW.

Have a pleasant day, and a better tomorrow. Adam Weatherspoon signing off.