Hey BEdge pals!

If you're like me, you've been waiting for December 15th to come and go so that the ESPN Trade machine would be fun again. Well now that most off-season additions in the league are touchable on the Machine again so I thought this could be a thread for you to post your most preposterous (yet technically still possible according to the Machine) trades. Everyone who is clickable is on the table. Get as crazy as you want. Superstars, quad-team trades, entire roster overhauls. ANYTHING. Post it here, name things that would need to happen for it to be possible, tell us why it would change the world as we know it and blow up any tiny shred of hope into an undeniable reason why all teams involved MUST do it.

Two Rules:

1. It must be successful via the Trade Machine.

2. It must include the Blazers (unless it is uber-entertaining and you can somehow argue that it fits into a larger master plan. Muhahahahha!!!)

I'll go first:

http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=capeogu

BAM! He comes back from injury and he's just not physically himself anymore. KB's getting impatient and his wishes to win now trump D'antoni's plans. Lakeshow FO decides its now or never to move Pau. Nash is uninterested in playing in LA without Pau, asks for trade. PHX decides to use the nuclear option.

We get our starting C and a back-up PG who can help mold Lillard into a Hall of Fame PG.

I know. We can still dream, right?

Ok. Now hit me with your best (or worst!) shot!