Alright class a new season is upon us! 1-0! What a way to start!
But will this fast break gravy train keep rolling on into Oklahoma City? And the back-to-back at Houston? What about Dallas on the road on Monday?
I'm going to go Debbie Downer on you and say 0-3 with an outside chance of 2-1. I don't like the rookies chances on the first road trip of their careers. I think Durant and Co. lay the Smash Hammer right down on their heads. Shots not falling. Turnovers. Locusts. You name it. 20-30 point blowout.
After that drubbing and the first back-to-back is going to be a 1-2 wake up punch. A certain Olympic punch comes to mind. Regardless the rookies will have to regroup. I think if they pull out the victory it will be in Dallas. I know Houston would seem the better bet but I'm going purely on my ability to travel through time and talk to drunk guys at poorly lit sarsaparilla bars.
YOUR ROAD TRIP PREDICTION!
3-0! Burn their stadiums and molest their mascots! (12 votes)
2-1! Yeah, we're good, but come on it's OKC. Let's be real... (23 votes)
1-2. The rookies will overcome their fear of jeering, non-friendly courts of the Other and win one for the Octopus. (34 votes)
0-3. Fire Olshey! Trade Batum! Sell the Rose Garden and nuke the site from orbit! (9 votes)
I will not vote. I protest predictions and find them scandalous and offensive. (6 votes)
84 total votes