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JD 1-9-12 The Art of Losing

One Art

by Elizabeth Bishop
The art of losing isn't hard to master;
so many things seem filled with the intent
to be lost that their loss is no disaster.

Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost door keys, the hour badly spent.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.

Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you meant 
to travel. None of these will bring disaster.

I lost my mother's watch. And look! my last, or
next-to-last, of three loved houses went.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.

I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster.

--Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture
I love) I shan't have lied.  It's evident
the art of losing's not too hard to master
though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster.

More after the jump.

Star-divide

Dioneges of Sinop The philosophical loser making Alexander the Great feel like the real loser, or how to get the best out of getting rid of everything.

Making music out of losing, or The Loser by the Beatles. Although I prefer The Loser by Beck.

Losing letters:

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard 'c' will be replaced with 'k.' Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced by 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' by 'z' and 'w' by 'v'.

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar changes vud of kors; be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil b no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

The Spanish saying of this JD:

"La avaricia rompe el saco"

Literal meaning:

Greed bursts the sack

Meaning/use:

Greed and excessive ambition can stand in the way of obtaining benefit or success.

Comments:

This Spanish proverb evokes the image of a thief using a sack to carry the objects he steals. When the sack fills up he presses down its contents to make more fit in, making it break and losing his whole loot.

Motto usually associated with Teresa of Ávila: "Lord, either let me suffer or let me die". Mystic Loser!

Another Mystic Loser: San Juan de la Cruz

A common loser:

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering Approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. " I am, replied the woman, 'How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The woman below responded, " You must be in Management." " I am," replied the balloonist, " but how did you know?" " Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems.

The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

Losers In Quotes Taken From Actual Performance Reports:

Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

I would not allow this associate to breed.

This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be.

Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

This associate should go far - and the sooner he starts the better.

This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Why is the man who invests all our money called a broker?

Because we are money losers!

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I'd love to cee some improvements made to English spelling

The french influence combined with the linguistic shift that occurred in the language at the same time that Samuel Johnson was publishing his dictionary have made English spelling a horror show.

the truth hurts. fox news is painless

by Biph on Jan 9, 2012 4:40 PM PST reply actions  

through, rough and cough are my real problem children

they were commonly pronounced as they are spelled ( with a hard g) while Johnson was compiling his dictionary all 3 had a pronunciation shift shortly after it’s publication.

the truth hurts. fox news is painless

by Biph on Jan 9, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

punctuation is such a waist of time to i dont sea why anyone bothers who was johnson anyway some self appointed spell nazi cramming his rules down your throat and your supposed to give a care well i just dont

by manfredi on Jan 9, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Punctuation is a different animal

I’m not even criticising Johnson, just pointing out a problem.

the truth hurts. fox news is painless

by Biph on Jan 9, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes you Irish.

Ulysses ends with a chapter on Molly. It consists of more than 30 pages occupied by seven sentences with no punctuation except for the period at the end of the novel. J Joyce for the win.

by amlmart1 on Jan 10, 2012 3:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You should have been born Spanish.

Not many problems with spelling here. Someone would say we made it easy because we´re lazy.

by amlmart1 on Jan 10, 2012 3:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Russian spelling is very easy too

After you figure the Cyrillic alphabet.

the truth hurts. fox news is painless

by Biph on Jan 10, 2012 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Russian novelist of the 19th century.

My favs: Oblomov by Goncharov, Dead Souls by Chichikov and Crime and Punishment by Dostoyevsky.

by amlmart1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:22 AM PST up reply actions  

thank you Amlmart for another superb lesson in English. – Elgin

If you are wondering where the junk drawer went, look in at http://pinwheelempire.com

by 22baylor on Jan 10, 2012 3:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Hi room,

A/S/L everyone?

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Jan 9, 2012 5:50 PM PST reply actions  

32/m/behind you

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jan 9, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

93/yes, please/your mom's house

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 9, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You´re a pimp. Before you get mad at me, lets pretend I´m not insulting you.

“If that touch had not been thrown in,” said Don Quixote, “he would not
deserve, for mere pimping, to row in the galleys, but rather to command
and be admiral of them; for the office of pimp is no ordinary one, being
the office of persons of discretion, one very necessary in a well-ordered
state, and only to be exercised by persons of good birth…”

by amlmart1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:31 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec for quoting Don Quixote

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by HailOden! on Jan 11, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

MUH-THER!!!!!!!!!

I’m tryin’ to junk here!

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 10, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

OOOooooooooooohhhhh

Family drama!!

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 10, 2012 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

that brought me back…aol lol

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 9, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

ahhhhh AOL

tought me how to type, and gave me alone time with the babysitter I had a crush on…. lol

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

You couldn´t double post it this time, you silly spamming whatever…

by amlmart1 on Jan 10, 2012 4:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Some losers are really frustrating.

I’m not a hypersensitive person. In fact, I’ve had many people call me very insensitive. But I’ve got something really stuck in my craw.

Today, I had a conversation with a family member (actually, the other person was talking and I was pretending to listen) about some rumors someone has been spreading about another relative. The people spreading the nasty rumor, incidentally, are gay. The family member I was speaking with commented on how gays are such a vindictive group of people, and how she knew this from experience having worked with two gay people in her life. I was like, “Um, I dunno, I’ve met a lot of vindictive straight people, and gays who aren’t vindictive at all.”

“Well, but even the gay rights groups are always really angry and bitter,” she said.

I replied, “All action groups are. That’s why they form groups. They’re people who are angry and bitter about something.”

Then she started on about something else really stupid. I wasn’t paying attention. Until she made a comment about someone having “the typical stoic Indian personality, like they all have.” Then I was like “Wha?” but didn’t say anything. I did my best to tune out the rest.

Anyway, that’s my rant for the day. Sorry if I stepped on any toes, but I needed to vent a little. Some people are such great losers, they can lose arguments and not realize how illogical they are.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 9, 2012 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

I think it is common that people who gravitate towards ‘action groups’ are struggling with subconscious self-hatred and psychological regression to the temper tantrums and rebellion of their youth. It is very difficult to express self-hatred, so a villain must be constructed.

Once a ‘villain’ is chosen, the hatred is easier to deflect in an outward direction, being expressed in ways such as character assassination (spreading rumors), ‘Occupy’ protests in the park (essentially a temper tantrum orgy), or your typical anti-whatever vandalism (dumping buckets of paint on new SUVs or fur coats). Even your average ‘I hate America’ statement is merely self-hatred expressed as a metaphor.

by manfredi on Jan 9, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Well said.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 9, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

you should say ^^that^^ to your family member

and then watch her head explode

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

One that is thought out

I don’t hate America but I do hate what our federal government does in its name to “promote freedom” (rather veiled hegemony, but veiled only to a majority of its citizens). The means to control large populaces is to divide the many into many small groups. And we in the US are a very divided people. Our neghbohoods are relatively homogenous both culturally and socio-econmically. This helps to build a divide so that we don’t see we all suffer from a similar condition rather we associate the the condition to who we are as a small group rahter than as the larger whole. When people unite under a common cause power may be restored to the populace. Wherein lies the critical mass to claim power that it is the question.

Occupy has been very successful in breaking down the walls which divide our many groups. I hope that all people will come together rather than tear each other apart in a world which is now having less every year to be shared by all. Global prodcution is now on the decline and we must all make do with less. What unites the groups is hostility towrads one group that sees no reason to not accumulatea even greater share though the total supply is dwindling. It is a bleak reality in which we all must live no longer will ones children have more possesions than ones parents during ones lifetime. However I due not belive that this necessitates that ones life would be any less fullfilling or even necessarliy difficult. Just that as energy supplies become more scarce we will all become more aware of our consumption as it will be unaffordable to carry on in the manner which led us to this point in time.

by NWfan on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Way to dismiss messengers of systemic injustice

I would say that action groups from around a common observable injustice, for example civil rights. Dark-skinned folk being mistreated or unfairly segragated and isolated has nothing ot do with self-hate rather the hatred of a system that would disregard the lives of so many for nothing more than color of ones skin.

So too can the same be said for Occupy movements; just because a person is born to wealthy parents does not mean that they should be able to control government in such a way as to poop on those who were not born into obscene wealth. The movement simply tries to highlight this injustice and bears little self-hatred.

by NWfan on Jan 10, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Whoa, a reasoned, intelligent response?

I’m not sure if that’s legal anymore. Didn’t Murdoch have that banned?

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Jan 10, 2012 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn´t need to ban intelligent responses.

They are just ignored by most people or, in case they bring attention, buried under lots of misinformation.

by amlmart1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:49 AM PST up reply actions  

No toes stepped on,

You did as best as you could. I’ve had a lot of “What the Heck are you ON?” relatives. No apologies needed.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Jan 9, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

It does, doesn’t it?

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Jan 10, 2012 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

smart what?

burro? is that cool in english?

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet. It's the only non-food related Spanish word I know other than "gracias," "hola," and "amigo"

Of course if the Blazers score 100 points in the RG, then it becomes food related.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 11, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Not fair.

I think real losers either let “it” go or got rid of “it”.

Your relative seems one of those who actually never had “it”.

Thanks for sharing. You win.

by amlmart1 on Jan 10, 2012 4:32 AM PST up reply actions  

You're a poopy pants

I was trying to tie my rant into the topic of your junk, but failed.

The good news, though, is that I also never had “it” with my attempt to tie my rant to the junk, ergo, I AM NOT A LOSER!

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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Phase 3: Profit!

by HailOden! on Jan 10, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

We´re trying to be at least a little bit of a loser here.

By not been a loser you failed to do what we´re trying to, instantly becoming a loser, therefore a winner.
No way out!

by amlmart1 on Jan 11, 2012 5:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Hold the fone

Kan it be that simpl? It is inkredibl!

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Jan 9, 2012 7:45 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

*fon

and *zat

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by HailOden! on Jan 9, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So difikult

I m nly at a fiz grad levl.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Jan 9, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

*firz

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Jan 9, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You made a new word.

I googled “firz” and it does not exist. Nobel Prize in wording.

by amlmart1 on Jan 10, 2012 6:23 AM PST up reply actions  

realiously?

"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
http://year5000.bandcamp.com

by Y5k on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that word

imma steelz it

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 10, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Cracktivity

"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
http://year5000.bandcamp.com

by Y5k on Jan 10, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, I demand it

make a dictionary of awesome new words I can use on FB and Twitter

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 10, 2012 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

.....pretty please?

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 11, 2012 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmmm ....

"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
http://year5000.bandcamp.com

by Y5k on Jan 12, 2012 3:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I have 7/20 of the comments in this junk

Now it’s 8/21.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 9, 2012 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

I wonder how long it would take to get to 50/50

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 9, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Better question: can I get to 50/50 without getting bored.

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by HailOden! on Jan 9, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

No, wait, I am bored.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 9, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

that's why I'm junking.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 9, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that´s not the reason why.

You don´t want to get rid of it.

You don´t accept that people might take it away.

You won´t let it go.

You´ll keep this alive.

The art of losing happens when things are gone and spaces get opened for new things to come and live together with your memories.

Keep it going, you loser!

by amlmart1 on Jan 10, 2012 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Basically European English

Will be German. Great.

Heil to the Fourth Reich.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Jan 9, 2012 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

We could see it from afar.

When WWII ended people who visited Berlin could see their ruined buildings full of blond kids picking up stones and things, with their books at their side, just after they had gone out of school. The German tourism commerical said: “If you want to visit our ruins, hurry up”.

by amlmart1 on Jan 10, 2012 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I wanted to read stuff like that

I’d just go to Ikea

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 PM PST reply actions  

*If I.....

damnit Sean, if you’re going to make fun of grammar, don’t leave out words.

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Self-flagellation

Always good humor there.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Also self flatulence

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Walking Sitting on air

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 10, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It´s already difficult to get a coffe here.

When the Spanish order a coffee in the morning, they appear to be speaking on code. It’s rarely just ‘coffee’ (or ‘café’ in Spanish). These are some of the terms you’re going to have to get to grips with if you want to keep your head above water in a Spanish ’cafeteria.

Café solo Espresso, the standard form of coffee in Spain – if you want lots of water in it you could ask for it to be added (con agua caliente) but you might get laughed at. Seriously!
Café con leche Espresso with milk added. The most popular form of coffee in Spain.
Café cortado Espresso with a drop of milk. Sometimes called ‘cafe manchado’ (stained coffee), not to be mistaken with the drink below. In Germany, there is an erroneous tendency to sell a drink called a ‘café cortado’ which is actually a ‘café bonbon’ (see below).
Leche manchada ‘Stained milk’, a little coffee and a lot of milk. More like coffee flavored milk than a proper coffee. Not very common, though I’ve seen it in the south (in Seville).
Café descafeinado Decaff coffee. You can ask for it from the machine (de maquina) or from a sachet (de sobre).
Café con hielo An espresso and a glass of ice. You’re supposed to pour the espresso over the ice, but I wouldn’t recommend it.
Café bonbon Espresso with sweetened condensed milk. Sometimes referred to as a café cortado condensada. A mix of half normal milk and half sweetened condensed milk is called a leche y leche.
Cafe bonbon con hielo Same as above bout poured over ice. It’s the sort of thing Starbucks would call a Super Duper Wacky Frappuccino or something like that (and charge you twice the price).

Depending on the region any of these names might change to another one most of us don´t even know.

by amlmart1 on Jan 10, 2012 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate ordering coffee anywhere

I don’t like being forced to say silly names that I end up butchering. Plus I’ve got way too much stuff at home to make my own so paying 5 dollars for coffee seems like a waste.

by hoodieNation on Jan 10, 2012 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

You are right.

Coffe is a social habit though. Just something to have conversation around. So go make your own coffe and keep talking :)

by amlmart1 on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

You only need 3 ingredients to make the best coffee in the world

1) Water 2) French press 3) Stumptown.

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by HailOden! on Jan 10, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

french press doesn't taste very good.

as an ingredient.

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Jan 11, 2012 2:28 AM PST up reply actions  

me too.

mine. not yours. you’d know if i enjoyed yours.

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by HailOden! on Jan 13, 2012 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

twss

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 13, 2012 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

the way that was worded, it sounded like he was drinking coffee, water and french press

that was my super funny joke. i like french press. that is what i have. that alone. you all should get on my wavelength. or else.

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Jan 14, 2012 2:07 AM PST up reply actions  

hmm good point

that was oddly worded…. who knows what HailOden’s got in his French Press…

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 14, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

how this Timmay

http://ces.cnet.com/2300-33378_1-10010865.html

I don’t know if I really want a 7" tablet though… seems like a waste. The specs and price on this thing are pretty great though.

by hoodieNation on Jan 10, 2012 9:11 AM PST reply actions  

I was IPADED for my last birthday.

Everything goes well thus far, except that it does not work with flash player, so I can not watch the NBA games. I get a gift and feel again like a loser :(

by amlmart1 on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd take an ipad.

as a gift. But if i’m paying I do want something Android. Or if I was smart I’d just buy a new laptop and not worry about getting a tab that I know I won’t use that much.

by hoodieNation on Jan 10, 2012 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Dang, quad core for 249? The prices are dropping fast.

It’s not bad. You should compare a 7 inch with a 9 or 10 inch in the store first though. Huge difference, and total personal preference.

by Timmay! on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Today's smart phones have as much computing power as a Pentium 1

It’s amazing how today gadgets are equivalent to the best desktop of 20 years ago.

by NWfan on Jan 10, 2012 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't remember 20 years ago.

Actually, I can. It’s just that those memories consist of Ninja Turtles, oreos, and juice boxes

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

None of which have been improved upon.

Innovation FAIL

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by HailOden! on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

couldn't agree more

I’m fully convinced that today’s cartoons (at least the ones aimed at children) absolutely SUCK, and oreo’s are probably the best invention in human history and were most likely brought to us by God (or aliens if you watch the History Channel).

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 10, 2012 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

double stuff oreo's? the white chocolate covered winter oreos?

but you are right, not an improvement. just a lateral derivative. an improvement as an alternative, but not as a replacement. hailoden is awesome.

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Jan 11, 2012 2:31 AM PST up reply actions  

They did have the white-fudge oreos when I was kid

so they haven’t been improved upon since then, but I would say that counts as an improvement upon the seemingly unimprovable.

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by HailOden! on Jan 11, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Pentium 1?

What kind of crap phone are you rocking? :)

by hoodieNation on Jan 11, 2012 12:28 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

what do you think of Windows 8 tablet on the horizon?

I think that has a huge game changer potential. I hope MS does it right.

by prezofdeath on Jan 10, 2012 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It looks really, really promising

And it’s the first thing they’d had with a serious buzz for the PC. (Translation: Other than Xbox/Kinect)

What’s interesting is that the tech sites love to dump on Microsoft. And even those people are buzzing about how much they want to try it out.

I’m still not sure on the interface… going to be very interesting to see the progress over the next six months.

But yep, this does have game-changer potential, and a possible redesign of how Microsoft is seen.

by Timmay! on Jan 10, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I didn't like tech stuff.

There is just waaaaaay wwaaaaaaay too many cool things out there to take my time and money. I should start fishing or something. lol

by hoodieNation on Jan 10, 2012 9:29 AM PST reply actions  

i think you can waste your money on any hobby

but tech stuff you do a bunch of research, buy the best gadget possible and then a week later a better one comes out and you can get the same thing for half the price.

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Jan 10, 2012 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

No reply

is another good Beatles song.

"You can walk away from someone who doesn’t love you. And you can walk away from someone you don’t love. But when the love is mutual," Roy said. "The hardest thing is to walk away."

by Glide22 on Jan 10, 2012 3:32 PM PST reply actions  

Clapton saved "While my Guitar Gently Weeps"

Maybe not good, but good enough.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!

by HailOden! on Jan 11, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Too many songs in my head.

Concentrating on learning to sew … must not record music … must not record music …

"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
http://year5000.bandcamp.com

by Y5k on Jan 10, 2012 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

and now I gotz the farts

"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
http://year5000.bandcamp.com

by Y5k on Jan 10, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, record them

The listen to the recording drunk.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!

by HailOden! on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

*then, not the

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!

by HailOden! on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My oldest kid spent a month in Michigan with a nice American family of musicians two years ago.

By that time he was doing theater and drawing in his free time. Now he´s playing guitar (electric and Spanish ones), electronic organ, saucepans and wood spoons (these are his drums), a bongo,… and mixing the ressults in his PC. All very basic, but seems to be fun. Music can help to keep spirits up.

by amlmart1 on Jan 12, 2012 2:09 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

that's awesome.

"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
http://year5000.bandcamp.com

by Y5k on Jan 12, 2012 3:56 AM PST up reply actions  

How did they manage to get Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton in the same movie??

“Joyful Noise” for those who may be wondering

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 11, 2012 11:51 PM PST reply actions  

I have no idea

Maybe i’m alone here, but I just find that to be a very odd pairing, lol

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 12, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I would rec it

You lose, Jake!

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!

by HailOden! on Jan 12, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

No, i still win

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!

by HailOden! on Jan 13, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Claver.

We still own his rights right?

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 12, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He´s coming back from injury.

He has length, athleticism and shot, but lacks speed (for a SF), passion and health. Thye book is still open, but I´m worried.

by amlmart1 on Jan 12, 2012 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa did it ever slow down or what

one minute 500 posts a second the next dead as a door nail, reminds me of the difference between home games and away games!

LOL

by cavejunctionblazer on Jan 12, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh, the good old times.

As I´ve lost a litle bit of interest in our team, I´ll try to compensate by working a litle bit more in the JDs. We have a task ahead. Bring back the JDs to life, even if such life just happens every other week.

by amlmart1 on Jan 13, 2012 12:19 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

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