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1-28-12 New Junk!

So last night I went and saw Demetri Martin... which was funny and all but I missed the Suns game!!!! :( REGRET

And now i'm home and there is no current junk or game on tonight! What the heck!? Let's do this thing!

Who is your favorite comedian? Or do you have a favorite stand up routine? I need some suggestions. Jim Gaffigan was very good. I've also seen Tosh (also good) and now Martin. All of them were pretty funny. I can't remember the guy that came on before Martins name but he was crap... I laughed liked once and only because I felt I needed to just so I didn't look like a jerk. lol.

and now some Brain on Funk:

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someone is easily amused

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 28, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, that's me!

"Anybody might guess beforehand that there would be blunders of the ignorant. What nobody could have guessed, what nobody could have dreamed of in a nightmare, what no morbid mortal imagination could ever have dared to imagine, was the mistakes of the well-informed." - G. K. Chesterton, The Common Man

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by T Darkstar on Jan 28, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

if you're easily amused, than I've got something for ya

well, I laughed.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 28, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!

Their jersey numbers are in order! How often does that happen?

"Anybody might guess beforehand that there would be blunders of the ignorant. What nobody could have guessed, what nobody could have dreamed of in a nightmare, what no morbid mortal imagination could ever have dared to imagine, was the mistakes of the well-informed." - G. K. Chesterton, The Common Man

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by T Darkstar on Jan 28, 2012 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm told almost never.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 28, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 28, 2012 8:52 PM PST reply actions  

I said in a previous JD that I thought AK would look like George RR Martin when he gets old

I now rescind that comment.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!

by HailOden! on Jan 28, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

If anything, I’ll look like Nic Cage as I age.

"I Am Mine"

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2012 2:16 AM PST up reply actions  

You know he's got a saggy-a$$ physique, right?

They used a body double for the shirtless scenes in Ghost Rider.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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Phase 3: Profit!

by HailOden! on Jan 30, 2012 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

lol, that is one of the strangest comments I've ever read on BEdge.

if I’ve got a flab question about an aging male actor then I’m coming to you first.

wink ;)

"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 30, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, that's a bad idea

I don’t know how I know that he’s got a flab prob. I just know.

Which can be said about most of what I know…so maybe you should just come to me when you have a question that makes you go “Man, do I even know anyone who might know some factoid this random?” cuz I might actually know.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!

by HailOden! on Jan 30, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not really in tip-top shape, either.

I, too, have got some skinny fat on me.

"I Am Mine"

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Not me. This pic is from the last time I was at the beach

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!

by HailOden! on Jan 30, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that Daniel Craig?

There’s one actor who has a relatively unattractive wife, although I don’t believe it’s Craig.

I think it’s Hugh Jackman, but don’t hold me to that.

"I Am Mine"

by AK1984 on Jan 30, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it's really me ;)

I think Daniel Craig’s a bachelor, but I’m not sure.

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by HailOden! on Jan 30, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Jackman's wife ain't that bad. Just old-ish

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by HailOden! on Jan 30, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely an age difference, yeah.

Yet, you’re right that she’s fine for someone in her mid-50s.

"I Am Mine"

by AK1984 on Feb 1, 2012 2:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude! Ok...

So, apparently, although Daniel Craig is now married to Rachael Weisze, he had a long time partner, Satzuki Mitchell, who is kinda “meh” in the face.

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by HailOden! on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Daniel Craig married Rachel Weisz

"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 31, 2012 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

get him some more hair

and he could (barely) pass for Gadalf

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 28, 2012 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

who was advocating for terrence ross?

I go to Arizona and was at the game tonight, and he pretty much killed us, so I’ll agree on that one.

"Wide, girthy. Just like a Rhino. Sometimes my horns are visible."

by YoniRap on Jan 28, 2012 8:58 PM PST reply actions  

sorry to say, but Demetri is vastly overrated.

I miss the days when people didn’t know who Zach Galifianakis was. He was always my favorite Halloween costume.

The guys who really did it for me, like, the old-school guys, were from Mr Show, which are Bob Odenkirk and David Cross.

Nowadays, I’d say the Stella guys- who are Michael Ian Black, David Wain, and Michael Showalter- are pretty much still cutting edge while being intellectuals, stupid as their comedy is.

I’m somewhat of a fan of Aziz Ansari; and the guys from the League are all pretty funny comedians.

A couple up-and-comers to watch for are the guys from The Whitest Kids You Know.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot about one of my favs, who died a couple years back, though I saw him live before he passed… Mitch Hedberg

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 28, 2012 9:02 PM PST reply actions  

no reason to be sorry

before last night I’d only watched part of one of his shows on Netflix. I didn’t even make it through the whole thing. I’ll admit I did like his show last night though, but maybe that was just because the guy before him was so horrible.

by hoodieNation on Jan 28, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

in all fairness, he's a funny stand-up comedian, but his show just isn't funny.

I chuckle maybe once every 8 skits.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 28, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

last weekend I watched the first season of Louie

It was really funny.

"Wide, girthy. Just like a Rhino. Sometimes my horns are visible."

by YoniRap on Jan 28, 2012 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Louie is great, especially his stand-up about his daughters, but the show is a little slow,

and it tends to be his or miss.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 28, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

*hit or miss

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 28, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah! I can't forget David Mitchell and Robert Webb,

who are the stars of my favorite comedy show ever, Peep Show (from the BBC)
they’re also the Apple/Mac commercial’s British counterparts.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 28, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't have those until high school.

I remember these, but I’m old.

"Anybody might guess beforehand that there would be blunders of the ignorant. What nobody could have guessed, what nobody could have dreamed of in a nightmare, what no morbid mortal imagination could ever have dared to imagine, was the mistakes of the well-informed." - G. K. Chesterton, The Common Man

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by T Darkstar on Jan 28, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I've liked what little I've seen of British comedian John Bishop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A08D4l8pUzE

"Anybody might guess beforehand that there would be blunders of the ignorant. What nobody could have guessed, what nobody could have dreamed of in a nightmare, what no morbid mortal imagination could ever have dared to imagine, was the mistakes of the well-informed." - G. K. Chesterton, The Common Man

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by T Darkstar on Jan 28, 2012 9:26 PM PST reply actions  

Don't like stand up

Show that is flying under the radar, but is very funny: Workaholics.

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 28, 2012 9:53 PM PST reply actions  

yup

season 2 of Workaholics is better than season 1 overall, but the episode where they all spend the night at the office and take hallucinogenic mushrooms is the best of the series.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 28, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I love comedy

but hate Workaholics, lol

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 28, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm probably going to get laughed at

But my favorite stand-up guys are the Blue Collar Comedy crew, except Bill Engvall. I know they had a TV show sucked, and the actual Blue Collar Comedy Tour was meh. And Larry the Cable Guy’s movies (aside from Cars) suck.

Individually, though, Foxworthy, Larry, and Tater are great stand-up comedians.

Other than that, I really like Brian Regan. I didn’t see him when he was in P-Town, though, since I had already bought my Eric Clapton tickets.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!

by HailOden! on Jan 28, 2012 10:18 PM PST reply actions  

you're right

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 28, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked old Foxworthy, and I don't really care for Larry

except for Tow Mater (from the Cars franchise for those who arent up on Pixar movies (: ) which is one of the best characters ever

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 28, 2012 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

My closed mind mindedness was starting to get me down

so I sat myself down before the boob tube and actually watched the entire season of Portlandia on Netsux. It hooked me. I love those two lovable losers. The whole schtick makes me laugh.

by oregonslee on Jan 28, 2012 10:34 PM PST reply actions  

I couldn't get into it

and I really like Fred Armisen.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 28, 2012 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

it seems like a show where you have to actually watch a good chunk to get into it

and I haven’t made that effort yet

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 28, 2012 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOVE Dmitri Martin

Although his stand-up specials are better than the TV show.

Gaffigan is fantastic, did anyone happen to catch his new special on Comedy Central today? (ok it may not be NEW new, but it was the first, and second, time I’ve ever seen it) he spent about the half the time talking about bacon, and yes, it was as glorious as it sounds.

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 28, 2012 11:53 PM PST reply actions  

more bacon?

lol, all of this stuff has bacon related jokes in them it seems.

by hoodieNation on Jan 29, 2012 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaahhhaa

Rice is great, when you’re hungry…

…and want 2000 of something.

by manfredi on Jan 29, 2012 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

The Spanish saying of this JD:

“Obras son amores, que no buenas razones.”

Literal translation: Deeds are love, good reasons aren’t.

Meaning: Actions speak louder than words.

by amlmart1 on Jan 29, 2012 12:35 AM PST reply actions   2 recs

From a Cannis Hopus comment:
So, I’m loving the Wolves so far because there is an exciting collection of weird players, sometimes it seems like only a machiavellian mind with a secret agenda could have built such a roster,…

I love it. So true, and it´s working!!!!! Crazy.

I´m following Ricky Rubio and Rudy since they were playing for Joventut and, after two years of crisis for both players, it seems they are now playing for teams that fit their style and both playing good basketball. In Ricky´s case he has got himself out of the hole he was in Barcelona, and now he is third in the league in steals, third in assists and 10th in rebounds among guards. So yes, a coach can bury a good player with his system.

For anyone interested in watching Ricky´s and Rudy´s last games (both worth a watch, and in Rudy´s case with some Bayless and Andre Miller) here are the highlights:

RUDY VS TORONTO

RICKY VERSUS SPURS

by amlmart1 on Jan 29, 2012 12:47 AM PST reply actions  

Claver against Estudiantes: stats

by amlmart1 on Jan 29, 2012 5:04 AM PST reply actions  

I thought he was injured again?

Just kidding! But seriously…Those numbers seem like he’s playing more like a wing than a big, which is probably better for him in the long run.

PS I want to see Nando de Colo in the NBA.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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Phase 3: Profit!

by HailOden! on Jan 29, 2012 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

He was injured but he came back a week ago or so.

He has no future out of the SF position, IMO. He is a long athletic SF with good outside shooting, but he can not defend SFs at the NBA level right now. He is improving but not there yet. Lets hope.

by amlmart1 on Jan 29, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Question for ya:

Is he more of a spot-up shooter, or a shot creator?

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 30, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Eddie Izzard...

Back when he did his standup as a transvestite is seriously the funniest comedy I’ve ever seen.

Watch “Dress to Kill” to understand the greatness of Eddie Izzard.

The smarter you are, the more likely you are to be tripping balls at any given moment.
/keep Batum/ /trade for Bogut/

by gtbassett on Jan 29, 2012 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

Izzard has some great comedy specials

his drag added to his whole strange persona.

His religious observations always made me giggle.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 29, 2012 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I just hate these new kobesystem ads

mainly because I hate kobe, but they’re just so annoying.

"Wide, girthy. Just like a Rhino. Sometimes my horns are visible."

by YoniRap on Jan 29, 2012 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

they're kind of funny.

“What if you’re really, really successful?” lol, Kanye…

"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 30, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

but i hate seeing a dude like kanye, who is a much better person and more talented

have to take lessons in “success” from scumbag kobe

"Wide, girthy. Just like a Rhino. Sometimes my horns are visible."

by YoniRap on Jan 30, 2012 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

no chance

Kobe, scumbag he is, has more talent in his broken pinkie.. and I like Kanye..

by your face on Jan 31, 2012 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone catch the Nike Fuelband commercial that ran during the ProBowl??

it was kinda cool, but very long with a bunch of random clips that had me all confused until they put up the logo at the end.

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 29, 2012 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

Matt Stone and Trey Parker!

Not stand-up, but hilarious. Anyone who only knows them from South Park and Book of Mormon should go find Orgasmo and Baseketball.

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!

by HailOden! on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

Crack Baby Athletic Association

"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."

by thankyouforblaze on Jan 30, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So Friday i'm supposed so sign on my new house :)

yay. It was originally supposed to happen on Dec 23 (forever ago) but holidays and a couple of random mistakes pushed it out almost 2 extra months. Waiting is painful!

by hoodieNation on Jan 31, 2012 6:06 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Congratulations!

Phase 1: Collect underpants
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by HailOden! on Jan 31, 2012 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Simmons about Rubio.
4. Rubio?

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubioooooooooooooooo!

It’s been a bittersweet ascent for me: Less than three years ago, I was driving the Rubio Bandwagon and excoriating Memphis, Oklahoma City and Sacramento for passing on him in the 2009 draft, writing things like, “If I had to bet my life on any 2009 prospect becoming a top-three player on a championship team, I’d bet on Blake Griffin, Ricky Rubio and Stephen Curry,” “I’m excited for ‘Thabeet over Rubio’ to become the new ‘Darko over Carmelo,’” and, “Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, is going to regret not being more excited about Ricky Rubio on June 25, 2009.” When he slogged along for two woefully unimpressive seasons overseas, I should have stuck to my guns and written, “I’m not giving up! I believe in Rubio!” and eventually, it would have become my greatest NBA prediction of the past 10 years, surpassing even, “Portland will regret taking Oden over Durant.” Like a pussy, I caved. The reports from Europe freaked me out. I worried Ricky was a bust, that I overrated his incredible Gold Medal game performance in 2008 (only 17 and battling the big boys!), that he wasn’t a step ahead of other players like I thought, that he didn’t have the passing gene like Larry and Magic did, that his lousy outside shot would sink his career.

Nope. I don’t know what happened in Europe, just what I see now … and what I see is someone who’s a step ahead of everyone else, makes passes that nobody else makes, loves playing basketball to the point that it’s actually contagious, aces the “Would You Like Playing With Him?” Test to the point that we should just change it to the Rubio Test, rises to the occasion when it matters (most recently with a game-tying 3 against the Clips with 20 seconds left in the game), beats anyone he wants off the dribble, plays with a Maravichian flair and, for lack of a better phrase, lights up the room. Only in this case, it’s usually a room with 16,000 people in it. If you were having a “Which Two Teammates Would You Want to Build Around for the Next 10 Years” argument, LeBron and Wade would be first, then Durant and Westbrook, then Paul and Griffin … and Rubio and Love would be fourth.

It’s the last point that matters most. Rubio and Love accomplished the rarest of feats: They’re such good passers and possess such a hugh basketball IQ, that it actually rubbed off on their teammates. They’re infectious. Watch the Wolves sometime — you’ll see perfectly executed pick-and-rolls, gorgeous backdoor cuts, seamless three-on-ones and everything else I grew up watching. Once upon a time, I watched Larry Bird and Magic Johnson (the two most infectious NBA players of all time) turn black holes like Kareem and Kevin McHale into half-decent passers. It’s happening again on a smaller scale in Minnesota. Well, with everyone but Michael Beasley. But it’s a beautiful thing to watch, and for Kevin Love — who slogged through three crummy years wondering if he’d ever play with anyone who had a basketball IQ over 80 — he has to feel like he died and went to basketball heaven. I never thought Rubio would play this well or stand out this much. What a pleasant surprise. I feel gooey. Of course …

by amlmart1 on Feb 1, 2012 12:21 AM PST reply actions  

ok, my computer was tweaking out for a sec there

my post were double posting for me and one was popping up as a new comment. Weird

by hoodieNation on Feb 1, 2012 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

BTW I installed ICS (Cyanogenmod 9) on the HP Touchpad.

They did some nice work, both the Android portion and the CM9 portion. It’s nowhere in the vicinity of a laptop replacement, but it’s smooth and solid. ICS is much better on a tablet than Gingerbread.

by Timmay! on Feb 1, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

nice

my father-in-law picked up a toshiba thrive. It’s pretty nice, but it’s convinced me that I want to wait till some faster things come out. I’m not in a rush still, and haven’t really been all that impressed with the tabs i’ve played with.

by hoodieNation on Feb 1, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Next generation models will have an insane resolution on their screens, higher than your LCD TV.

There is plenty of interesting stuff on the horizon if you’re interested in tablets.

by Timmay! on Feb 1, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

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