JabberJunk 1/22/12

by HailOden! on Jan 22, 2012 2:10 PM PST

There's no junk in the sidebar. That is sad, and lame. And it's Sunday, so I'm bored. Peace, love, and harmony to y'all.

"Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Well, that made getting to 75 words pretty easy. I love nonsensical words

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I really don't want a Ravens-Giants Superbowl

That should have been my secret message.

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by HailOden! on Jan 22, 2012 2:13 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

still a good secret message

by your face on Jan 22, 2012 3:55 PM PST up reply actions

YES! Pats won!

C’mon Niners! (I never thought I’d hear myself say that)

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by HailOden! on Jan 22, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions

rematch

by your face on Jan 22, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions

Ballz

I would trade the Pats win for Ravens-Niners.

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by HailOden! on Jan 23, 2012 1:43 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah, that would have been a good match.

both the Ravens and the Niners had a good chance of making it but seemed to have choked at key points.

by your face on Jan 23, 2012 1:48 PM PST up reply actions

I wasn't interested in watching either game

But Pats-Giants is going to suuuuuuck.

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by HailOden! on Jan 23, 2012 3:35 PM PST up reply actions

At least there is a Madonna halftime show...

by your face on Jan 23, 2012 4:18 PM PST up reply actions

What's up with all the has-beens these past couple years?

Although, Roger Daltrey is still BA.

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by HailOden! on Jan 23, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

Still scared from Janet/Justin

I can’t wait for them to get some basketballz and have some decent current acts.

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions

Ugh........

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by HailOden! on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions

Im starting a petition right now! GET DAVE A JERSEY!

Lets get Dave a jersey! Hes paid out of his pocket for every jersey given away by this site. How about we return the favor! I got $10 bucks on it. Whose with Me?!

It might take a smidge of organizing but I think we could pull it off.

by cavejunctionblazer on Jan 22, 2012 2:46 PM PST reply actions

He pays out of pocket for those?

Dang…

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by HailOden! on Jan 22, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions

Yep

But he told me to put my loot towards the Blazersedge ticket roundup. Where they send a bunch a kids to the Blazers game. Thats cool. Even though Dave says the only jersey he has is a Sheed jersey, which is a little outdated, I will be happy to put my loot toward the charity instead. But cmon Dave, time to reup and get a LMA jersey or something!

: )

by cavejunctionblazer on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 AM PST up reply actions

Crap

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7491324/sources-tampa-bay-buccaneers-talks-hire-chip-kelly-oregon-ducks-coach

I was really hoping Jerry Jones would fire Garrett and make a play for Kelly. Between him and Ryan, that’d be one of the most interestingly coached football teams in history. Plus, I wanna see what a coach who knows how to use a tailback could get out of DeMarco Murray.

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by HailOden! on Jan 22, 2012 6:57 PM PST reply actions