Abbott: Interview With Blazers C Greg Oden's Media Coach
Henry Abbott of TrueHoop had an interesting interview with Steve Shenbaum, a media coach for a number of NBA players, including Portland Trail Blazers center Greg Oden, on a recent NBA Today podcast. Audio here.
Shenbaum talks briefly about his experience meeting Oden during the 2007 NBA Draft process and notes that the movie Stomp The Yard helped him get Oden to open up.
"First of all, ironically, I had seen the movie. You might not think this but I really love old school hip hop and rap and that kind of thing. I always wanted to be a breakdancer.
"When Greg's agent sent me out to Indianapolis, we were doing some work prior to the Draft, I'm meeting this really awesome guy, I really like Greg. Greg of course does not look his age, he's older, he has some challenges socially because he's taller. We're walking into the room to do this session and I happened to ask him, 'What's one of your favorite movies?' He said Stomp the Yard.
"He was in front of me and he started doing the moves. I stopped him and said, 'Greg, that is actually hilarious.' I shared with him, 'If and when the Portland Trail Blazers call your name and you go out to Portland, it would be really wonderful to loosen up and show this 7-foot guy who is 22 but looks so much older, and show him untucked and basically do that move.'
"It's vulnerable, sincere and it's really funny. And Greg was willing. That was like the first moment I realized that could show a different side to Greg to allow the fans to realize he's a total human and he can make fun of himself."
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"I think of funny as someone who is intelligent, and there's a lot of intelligence in the NBA. Someone who can be self-deprecating. Greg's career has not transpired the way we had all hoped but I think he's self-deprecating."
-- Ben Golliver | benjamin.golliver@gmail.com | Twitter
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AAAAAAWWWWW, crap! I just broke my wrist!
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well at least it would have a high probability of being accurate
even if the intent, of course, would be sarcasm.
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Yeah, I'm feeling a little guilt over that post.
Kinda mean, I admit, but I’m sick of Oden Non-News. With no progress being made since the report that he can practice cutting and that he’s able to run a little, I’m hungry for something substantial instead of a fluff piece.
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by Adam Randall on Jan 23, 2012 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
Still no word on his health or condition yet?
Bummer. They should update us the truth on his condition, on everything Greg.
by cavejunctionblazer on Jan 22, 2012 12:40 PM PST reply actions
You want the truth?!?
I can’t handle the truth!
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by Adam Randall on Jan 22, 2012 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe a 24 hour webcam?
I expect nothing from him at this point. If he brings anything to the Blazers, it will be a bonus. When he walks onto the court to enter the game, I will then accept that he is ready to play. I will wait for Mark Mason to announce he is ready to play.
PTB Liberation Day - 2/10/04
I will wait for MarkMasonMadsen toannouncedance when he is ready to play.
fixed it for you
"(creative University of Oregon fan quote!)"
by thuginator on Jan 22, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Wish I had a job where I can dress in a suit, sit and watch games
courtside and get paid millions and have stories written about my “glory days” or my “potential.”
Ya me too
a job that made me walk with a cain, when I even can walk. A job where everyone hates on me constantly, a job that I could never live up to its expectations, a job that I wanted to do but physically couldn’t. That would be the life.
by AR-15 on Jan 22, 2012 12:55 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Exactly
And not to mention all the stories you could tell your grand-kids! Glad we agree how awesome it would be to sit around a bunch of basketball players and “act” like you are one of them all the while where you get to draw a salary like you are one of them. Friggin sweet!
"act" like you are one of them?
Gimme a break, he earned the #1 spot in that draft for a reason. Basketball is his life. We don’t need to keep kickin him while he’s down, I’d rather have Barkley’s gig as an analyst than Greg’s gig as biggest disappointment of all time who disappointed a whole city and franchise and in large part is responsible for turning championship aspirations into perpetual mediocrity. I bet he’d trade those millions for his health so he can do what he loves, fulfill his potential, and create the legacy he should’ve had. If you’re envious of Greg’s situation, then it’s only about the money. I’d rather have been some healthy schlub like Antoine Walker who got paid ridiculous money (much more than Oden) to be a not very good player than the biggest bust of all time.
"If I had a dime for every basket I made today, you'd still suck!" - from the book 'John Dies @ the End'
by sammymohawk on Jan 22, 2012 2:36 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 11 recs
maybe you are wrong, though
Maybe Oden is just grinning and carefree with his ill-gotten millions.
You act as though he has reasons to feel bad. Those reasons only work to make him feel bad, though, if he has the conscience and self-awareness of a mature, thoughtful human. Even then they might not really make him feel bad. Heck, he might just tell himself that this is the compensation he deserves from being a freak his whole life. He might be as cynical as can be inside. We shouldn’t give him a pass just because he has a goofy grin. Fans have every right to be rather ticked off at him. We don’t begrudge him his millions; let him slink around living high on the hog for doing nothing. Big whoop. Everyone deserves free health care anyway. Heck, maybe everyone deserves millions of $$. Who am I to judge? But folks, let’s not get all maudlin and feel sorry for the dude. He’s riding a first class gravy train and there’s plenty of room on board for the baggage with all his supposed guilt inside. He can check that baggage out of sight and never have to think about it. You can bet he’s got a goofy grin.
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I totally have that job...
…except for the part about getting paid to watch games courtside, and having people write about me.
I’ve got a suit is what I’m sayin’, only it doesn’t have epaulets like Greg’s.
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by Adam Randall on Jan 22, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
those epaulets were really stupid-looking
and Oden didn’t even know they were epaulets.
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Become the number one pick in the draft then.
What’s stopping you?
Come on, let's all hug it out.
by Hipster Olympic Team! on Jan 22, 2012 5:49 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Why be self-deprecating
when you have thousands of disappointed fans to do it for you?
Just askin’.
—Dave
To beat them to the punch
and take the sting out of it before the insults are even delivered? Just a theory…
Geriatric swagger!
by Respect_these_years on Jan 22, 2012 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
That's where I'm at.
Feeling pain preemptively dulls the shock when it finally comes.
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by Adam Randall on Jan 22, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, that was pretty brutal, for Dave.
Truth hurts.
"Coach said to always be careful around Greg, because Greg costs a lot and even the slightest amount of basketball can damage him." -- The Onion
well he has fun sending text messages with picture attachments
I suppose you want to see him do that too, huh?
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He was in college
lol it was a stupid decision, I know I made stupid decision in college. Luckily I’m not a 7 foot 1st round draft pick, and they didn’t end up on the internet, to my knowledge anyway.
Feel bad for the guy
And not just because of the injuries.
Dude had to grow up being seen as a freak of nature due to his size and his aged look. One of my friends went to a club once and saw Greg there trying to hit on a woman and she shot him down and said “ewww, gross.”
All the guy really had going for him was basketball and that is constantly being taken away from him, so I get why he’s so self-deprecating. Cut the guy some slack.
by JMLakaShotCaller on Jan 22, 2012 2:19 PM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
In my mind, I agree with you...
… then I remember he has $40 million dollars to play with.
That’s a lot of Legos.
"Coach said to always be careful around Greg, because Greg costs a lot and even the slightest amount of basketball can damage him." -- The Onion
Life isn't all about money
unless you don’t have any.
When I think of Greg Oden and self-deprecating humor, this comes to mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh3F1UGe7OA
Cameraman: “But you’re a ballplayer though, right?” … Oden: “I tried, but I’m not good at it.”
Too funny.
"I Am Mine"
That was rough.
… watching TMZ’s presenting style. Not the content.
"Coach said to always be careful around Greg, because Greg costs a lot and even the slightest amount of basketball can damage him." -- The Onion
Who is that guy?
I’ve a vague recollection of him from my past. I can’t put a finger on it. Maybe he was friends with my parents when I was really young?
I don't always root for an NBA franchise, but when I do, I prefer the Portland Trail Blazers.
by Oh. Em. Gee. on Jan 22, 2012 2:32 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Maybe he opened up a bit too much
and thats why there are more nude pics of oden than full seasons played.
by foxtrotportland on Jan 22, 2012 3:41 PM PST reply actions
I support Greg
and am done being mad at him as a fan. Admittedly he and Roy are one of the most frustrating players to be die-hard fans of, but I think and want all Blazer fans to be at a point to support him no matter what happens. There’s only so long you can beat a dead horse while waiting for it to come back to life, before you’re tired of crying and screaming in anger, to the point of exhaustion. Get well big fella, redeem yourself!
by TheloniousNerb on Jan 22, 2012 3:56 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
^^
Well said. Sadly.
"Coach said to always be careful around Greg, because Greg costs a lot and even the slightest amount of basketball can damage him." -- The Onion
What I want from Greg Oden - Right of First Refusal as an UFA
I don’t blame Oden for his injury or rehab problems. As far as I know, he hasn’t done anything wrong to cause those injuries or prolong his recovery.
But he’s been paid more than $20M (some reports as much as $24M) to play 82 games, and I would feel a responsibility to the team that paid me that money even though I wasn’t at fault for my injuries. I don’t think he should take a cent less than what the league feels he is worth next summer. But I think he should privately give the Blazers a chance to match whatever best offer he gets, even though he isn’t required to do that at all. He doesn’t have to say anything publicly, but I would hope he would do that. Then if the Blazers don’t want him, that’s fine, he can walk away knowing he gave them a fair choice.
"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man." - Matty Walker in Body Heat (1981)
by BlazerFanSince1970 on Jan 22, 2012 4:36 PM PST reply actions
Even privately, I don't think he's obligated to do anything.
If he wants to leave, then so be it. I wouldn’t blame him at all.
"I Am Mine"
The world ain't fair.
I can think of much more important issues where people who let others down never have to try and make it right or aren’t held accountable for their actions. As sad as it will be if Greg walks (I guess), it’s just a game.
Come on, let's all hug it out.
by Hipster Olympic Team! on Jan 22, 2012 7:42 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
That's how I would feel about it, and what I would do. It would be nice if Greg felt the same way.
"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man." - Matty Walker in Body Heat (1981)
by BlazerFanSince1970 on Jan 23, 2012 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
You would possibly give away millions of dollars?
I find that hard to believe. If he gets back we’ll see what happens this summer.
Come on, let's all hug it out.
by Hipster Olympic Team! on Jan 23, 2012 2:54 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Where do you get that? I said:
“I don’t think he should take a cent less than what the league feels he is worth next summer.” I said he should give the Blazers a chance to match his best offer. That doesn’t cost him a cent.
"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man." - Matty Walker in Body Heat (1981)
by BlazerFanSince1970 on Jan 25, 2012 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
I really hope Oden gets back this year at some point
How hype would that first game back be. How big of a help would it be for the team to have him back for the playoffs, even in a limited role. Hope it happens.
by heybabydrinkyourmilk on Jan 22, 2012 4:39 PM PST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I should add
Provided the team can afford to get into foul trouble, ref’s got no respect for the broken giant.
This is the first time I've said this, but I honestly don't even care anymore what happens with Oden.
He doesn’t even talk to the media and address the loyal Blazer fans. It’s all about money and hiding the truth so he can get more money. He’s earned enough money off Portland and all this city has been left with is heartbreak.
I don’t want to hear another thing about Oden again unless it’s that he’s ready to play NBA basketball.
by BRoyInThe4th on Jan 22, 2012 7:33 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
BRoyinthe4th...
I’m trying to rec you, not flag you!!
I looked in my closet today and found an Oden jersey I forgot I even had. Sort of like I’ve forgotten that Oden was ever on this team. Hmmm, I wonder if he has dust on him like my jersey does?
RCTID
by kuhnsmith on Jan 22, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
rec center rec
because Oden is a wreck in the rec center.
rec.
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well don't use up all your recs dude!
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if it was all about the money for Greg
then he’d be earning 8.8 mil to rehab, right now
Bill Walton was legitimately hurt in ’74 and Blazer fans gave him grief for it
Same with Sam Bowie in ’85-86
It’s sad to see the same attitude from the kids and grand kids of those Portland fans, re: Oden
When reached 40+ years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
To me what is sad to me is the idea Oden will just go play somewhere else because being in Portland is what caused
him to be injured. I read rumors about how he wants a fresh start somewhere else and it just seems like a cop out. It’s fine though, because if he doesn’t really think that way then it is all good. If he does think that way then he shouldn’t be in Portland.
This is definitely the age of players leaving for bigger markets for shallow reasons.
by BRoyInThe4th on Jan 23, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
What's "shallow" about going somewhere you want to go?
He’ll be unrestricted because the Blazers chose not to pick up his rookie option. It’s frustrating how the league works but would you give your work comp back to tge company you work for if you were injured on the job?
It’s as though Greg’s millions make fans feel intitled and that he should be held to a higher standard than we would want to be. He signed a deal. The Blazers did too. It didn’t work out. That’s life. You get through it and move on.
Come on, let's all hug it out.
by Hipster Olympic Team! on Jan 23, 2012 3:02 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
People is jerks.
Come on, let's all hug it out.
by Hipster Olympic Team! on Jan 23, 2012 2:57 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
After watching us recently slog our way to loss after loss, I can’t help but remember the intensity that Greg brings when he actually is on the court. I doubt Oden will be watching rebounds hit the floor, or flubbing layups that should be dunked.
If anything, that is one bankable skill Oden had--the dunk.
Unlike this crop of Blazers that prefer to brick a layup under pressure.
Cause those are all over the league
you know rookie of the year future HOFers. Why don’t we just go grab one from the D-league, or maybe deep in Africa?
Irony was my first reaction
“Media Coach” seems like one of those jobs you only hear about when it goes wrong, i.e. you’re such a bad media coach, your player can’t address the media, but you do for him. Huh? “Coach.” The word is “coach.” It’s like Nate suiting up for Greg and playing center for the Blazers (yeah, I know. We know how that one ends…). Like Inigo Montoya said, “I do not think that word means what he thinks it means.”
And yeah, I'm also done worrying about it.
With Greg, I’ve come to understand that no news is generally bad news. My assumption that he won’t play professional basketball (or not for the Blazers, at least) will have to be soundly disproven before I give it much thought. In fact, I’m burnt out on the distraction and ready to move on at this point. Between Greg and Brandon, I’m all stocked up on limbo (and no, I’m not talking about the party game “limbo.” We all know Greg isn’t cleared to play that any more than he is basketball or Dance Dance Revolution).
Unreal to me how something so good could turn out so bad
I am assuming he is now targeting his recovery for next year. Took the lower offer so he could feel good about moving on. Having missed four out of five years here, I am thinking he just wants to start new somewhere else. As a fan, I am not bitter about the money the organization has paid him. Just regret we never got to see him play to his ability. Seems odd (or is it unfair?) that other players have MF, or season ending injuries, like Zbo and Blake Grififn, and are able to pick up right away. Too bad, as he would be such a good fit for this team. We are so weak in the post.
This is one of the saddest...
…threads I’ve ever had to witness.
I don’t care what side of the “Oden Issue” you are on.
The drafting of Greg Oden and Greg Oden used to represent so much hope for this franchise. To see even peripheral mention of Greg Oden result in such negativity I find saddening.
We’ve gone from mindless chanting in support…to mindless bashing in bitterness. That’s just sad.
"Mother Nature started this fight, I think it's about time we ended it!"
by Krang on Jan 23, 2012 12:51 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I disagree about the chanting in support being mindless.
I see your point, of course, but I still maintain there was reason to be excited about Greg’s future.
Come on, let's all hug it out.
by Hipster Olympic Team! on Jan 23, 2012 3:04 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Fans are hypocrits.
If they could, must fans would cut an injured player and love to see that salary as non-guaranteed. Then they turn and say Greg “owes” something to the Blazers for being injured during 80% of his deal? Ridiculous.
The NFL has huge signing bonuses. Does the player give it back if they stink or get injured? Of course not. Like life, business involves assuming risk. When you win show gratitude. When you lose learn from it and move on. And when you’re an unrestricted free agent you get to decide what’s best for you. Greg shouldn’t live for the fans, because the fans are fickle and hypocritical; he should do what he wants.
Come on, let's all hug it out.
by Hipster Olympic Team! on Jan 23, 2012 3:12 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Keep the Faith
Oden can still come back and have a fantastic career. Micro-fracture surgery normally has a 12- to 18-month recovery time; his surgery was in Nov. 2010, so if it took him until May 2012 to be ready, then that would not be unexpected.
As a true Blazers fan, I am rooting for Greg, and praying for him. I hope he comes back and plays 800 games straight with no injuries, which is fully possible.
“When it rains, it pours,” the saying goes. But to quote the late, great Brandon Lee: “It can’t rain all the time.”
Let us keep a good perspective on Greg’s recovery. A gun accidentally loaded with real bullets killed Brandon Lee during the filming of The Crow. In the film his character dies and comes back to exact revenge on all his doubters. In real life, however, Brandon cannot come back and will not come back.
Unlike Brandon however, Greg can still come back. And when he does, I hope that he becomes The Crow, and returns with a vengeance. I hope he hires Trent Reznor to do his Greg Oden Returns soundtrack that plays with the lights off in the Rose Garden before he storms back, and after every monster block.
I know that Greg will appreciate every second he is on the floor 100 times more than any other player. And I hope that when he returns, he terrorizes opponents, destroys them on their own floor, then makes a gasoline pattern in the arena parking lot that spells G.O. and lights it on fire.

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