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NYC Earthquake and Blind Blazer Fan

Dentist has tooth wide open when screaming starts. "The building's moving!!!" I look up to see the nurse flying out the door followed by dentist, leaving me alone in dental office. C'mon people. It's a little earthquake. I'm blocked in by a tray of root canal tools, and I have this suction thing in my mouth, but I'm able to get to the hallway after a while and it's utter chaos, people running away like mad. I get outside, which I'm not certain is the best idea, and the streets are jammed with people fleeing their buildings. The dentist finds me and takes off the little blue bib still attached to my chest and this great big woman on the sidewalk just passes out cold: sack of potatoes dropping to he ground. The people all crowd around. I look up to see this blind guy walking toward the mess and stop him. I have him take my arm and walk him around the mess. "Where you from?" he says. "Oregon." "Portland." "Yeah, sure." "Heck of a basketball team you have out there," he says. He gave hints that he had not been blind his whole life, but it seemed impolite to ask what era he last "saw" a game and when he started listening on the radio. It was a nice surprise in a day of less than fun surprises. Oh, and the stupid dentist was too scared to finish my tooth properly. He ran in and jammed some putty in my mouth and rescheduled for Thursday. Fun fun.

9 months ago P1020041_tiny Y5k 24 comments 4 recs  | 

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Relax don't do it.

 Nothing but a little rattling. Find a new dentist.
 One with bigger wheels.

by Aunt Bee on Aug 24, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

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#52--------I believe in Greg Oden

by annthefan on Aug 25, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst place to be in an earthquake

Long list with in dentist chair being very near the top.

Team Aldridge

by Sabonis4Ever on Aug 24, 2011 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

undergoing neural surgery would be a little tricky during an earthquake

"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
http://year5000.bandcamp.com

by Y5k on Aug 25, 2011 3:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lasik surgery

Oops, you didn’t blink, but the laser still missed a bit…

by Norsktroll on Aug 26, 2011 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting story - thanks for sharing!

My brother lives in West Orange, NJ and felt nothing. He didn’t even know that there had been an earthquake until I called him to make sure he and his family were alright.

by Storyteller on Aug 24, 2011 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

What a touching story

"How you gonna fire a ninja Paul?" - Rich Cho

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 24, 2011 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

that was later

"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
http://year5000.bandcamp.com

by Y5k on Aug 25, 2011 3:57 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The dentist or the blind guy?

"How you gonna fire a ninja Paul?" - Rich Cho

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 25, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

dentist during an earthquake sounds awful

Resident Smartass.
and my residency is Blazersedge.com

by Devyn on Aug 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

It wouldn’t have been bad at all if everyone would have kept their heads.

"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
http://year5000.bandcamp.com

by Y5k on Aug 25, 2011 3:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely an interesting story.

Who woulda thunk you’d run into a random blind guy who’d be a Blazer fan.

But all in all, I’d probably be happy that you didnt end up inspiring the next Final Destination sequel. :)

Say it ain't Cho

by Sean in Vancouver on Aug 24, 2011 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Second half of root canal today … and now a hurricane.

"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
http://year5000.bandcamp.com

by Y5k on Aug 25, 2011 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

If Jesus wanted those teeth out he would have taken them when the Rapture happened

"How you gonna fire a ninja Paul?" - Rich Cho

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 25, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He took my wallet in 2008.

"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
http://year5000.bandcamp.com

by Y5k on Aug 25, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You talkin about Jesus "Chuy" Martinez?

I know that fool

"How you gonna fire a ninja Paul?" - Rich Cho

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 26, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't feel anything when it happened.

People out here are freaking out. Earthquakes Tornados and Hurricanes…

by DUCKinNY on Aug 25, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

We felt it in Vermont

I’ve been through a lot of earthquakes on the West Coast, and this was one of the more impressive ones—even 800 miles north of the epicenter.

by VTDuck on Aug 25, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My natural disaster list includes check marks next to ...

… Hurricanes, Volcanos, Flash Floods, Forest Fires, Earthquakes, and psycho crazy-mad Love.

"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
http://year5000.bandcamp.com

by Y5k on Aug 25, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

mad love?

with drew barrymore and chris odonnel? cool

by DUCKinNY on Aug 26, 2011 4:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Joe Mamma

"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
http://year5000.bandcamp.com

by Y5k on Aug 26, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you say FRACKING anyone?

It is not unlikely that the earthquake was caused by fracking.

Here is a link for those unfamiliar with fracking:

http://coloradoindependent.com/97225/past-earthquakes-in-southern-colorado-studied-for-links-to-gas-fracking-water-disposal

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by scaredcow on Aug 26, 2011 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

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