Portland Trail Blazers forward LaMarcus Aldridge and center Greg Oden appear on the Jimmy Kimmel Show.
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No one can say anything about us not winning nothing this year
We just one some great Perfume.
15 years from now, your children will ask the question, “Where were you when LaMarcus Aldridge and Greg Oden won Unbreakable?”
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by brandonmitchell on Jun 5, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 16 recs
Blazers Edge posters are as sharp as a bowling ball
That’s a Foghorn Leghorn line.
I still believe in Greg Oden. The Blazers' medical staff? Not so much.
I'd change my handle to "bringback'09," but I'm too lazy.
It was the best of lines
I say I say it was the worst of lines
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by JuwanMVPHoward on Jun 9, 2011 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
I know it wasn’t that funny but I still LOLed. Good seeing those two and both Iggy and Turner. Maybe They can convince Iggy to come to portland.
Being a Blazer fan is not exactly healthy.
WE DID IT EVERYONE!!!!
GREAT JOB
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Jun 5, 2011 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
SECRET WEAPON:
Greg Oden’s appetite
by CaptainSexyJacob on Jun 5, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He just nommed down.
The smarter you are, the more likely you are to be tripping balls at any given moment.
Draft Nikola Vucevic
now those tonsils are gone
Jeff Pendergraph:
FGM - 3
FGA - 111
Min - 30
Reb - 10
by Tofu Anonymous on Jun 5, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew LA was a butt man!
And man, who knew Evan Turner voiced Meatwad?? Did you? I sure didn’t.
Q: "Why are the Heat losing?"
'Dre: "That's for them to figure out. We did our job."
by Oh. Em. Gee. on Jun 5, 2011 9:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Oden was the butt man
I wish i could have watched them win the Championship, but I guess this will do.
Acronym fail.
GO*
(His mom must not have been watching.)
Q: "Why are the Heat losing?"
'Dre: "That's for them to figure out. We did our job."
by Oh. Em. Gee. on Jun 5, 2011 9:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Amazing that ATHF -- or AUPS1 as it's known as now -- has been on for a decade.
Anyhow, here’s an article on Evan Turner explaining why his voice sounds odd like that.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/columns/story?columnist=oneil_dana&id=4683505
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
by AK1984 on Jun 6, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
wow, that question about how many women LA has slept with was way out of bounds
i really felt for the guy
"Well, you can always sell your team."
He should have said 20,001
to beat Wilt
Creator of Projectile project management/invoicing/time tracking system.
If my fat, ugly ass has slept with more than 4 women, I doubt LA has had fewer.
Then again, maybe he has standards……..my wife would not be happy if she read this.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
It's an edgy comedy show
What did you expect?
by Seven06Renault on Jun 6, 2011 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was an off-key moment in an otherwise entertaining bit
I still believe in Greg Oden. The Blazers' medical staff? Not so much.
I'd change my handle to "bringback'09," but I'm too lazy.
I thought his reaction to it was hilarious, but that's just me.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
greg's will to win is unmatched
PHILLY!
by CleBlazer on Jun 5, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
greg’s will to win is unmatched
greg’s will to win eat is unmatched
The smarter you are, the more likely you are to be tripping balls at any given moment.
Draft Nikola Vucevic
Man
Oden looks enormous here. LMA is not a small man. Do dress shirts make NBA players look larger than their uniforms? Gregs biceps look ginormous!
by JeffePortland on Jun 6, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Greg is a monster
he makes big centers like Andrew Bynum look small and feeble by comparison…his gift is his curse
"If I had a dime for every basket I made today, you'd still suck!" - from the book 'John Dies @ the End'
No, he is not fat...he is a massive human being though
"If I had a dime for every basket I made today, you'd still suck!" - from the book 'John Dies @ the End'
Oden breaks his training/rehab regimine to consume a chocolate sundae
better not let Lund or Canzano catch wind of this, or it will be a whole day of talk-radio drama
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Taking one for the team
Oden’s like “Screw this, I want this game and it’s mine. I’m going for it.”
Blazers basketball? Just basketball you say? More like a way of life
by dyshooter182 on Jun 10, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LMA is very funny.
And so is Oden…both were way funnier than the other 2!!! That other guy’s laugh was pretty funny though..the guy who was with Iggy that is!
Did u catch LMA saying "my mom is watching this" when he was asked that ?!!!
About how many women he’d slept with!!! And he wrote “hi mom” on his card…smart guy…
AHHHH this was priceless
"Hey! If the moon were made of ribs, wouldja eat it? I know I would!"
Is it bad that Greg downed a chocolate milkshake in like 5 seconds?
"These are dreams that we have." --Rudolfo Fernandez
At least
there’s no known microfracture in his thumbs from all that Xbox.
Unless…
THIS JUST IN…
(Someone wake Canzano.)
Q: "Why are the Heat losing?"
'Dre: "That's for them to figure out. We did our job."
by Oh. Em. Gee. on Jun 5, 2011 10:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Big guys tend to eat more, just in general
Especially anyone who does a lot of physical activity.
For example, let’s talk Andre the Giant’s beer exploits:
You won’t find it in the Guinness Book of World Records, but Andre the Giant holds the world record for the largest number of beers consumed in a single sitting. These were standard 12-ounce bottles of beer, nothing fancy, but during a six-hour period Andre drank 119 of them.
(For a size perspective, here is a picture of Andre’s hand, holding a 12-oz can of beer)
It’s not particularly surprising that Greg can handle that milkshake quickly. And I wouldn’t worry about it, he knows how to take care of himself.
Idk after his NBA career you can say he knows how to take care of himself
But I dont think you need to worry about the guy eating a milkshake…..
His injuries have never been related to any inability to take care of himself, as far as I've seen.
And all reports have said he’d worked hard on his diet as well, prior to his previous injuries.
Those crazy dunks
Where he would lift his whole body up and then fling his legs out, I’m going to assume weren’t the best for his knees. As much as I enjoyed them at the time, I hope to see Oden never do that again.
what about game 7 in american airlines arena
second OT NBA Finals next year, down by 1 with 10 seconds left, Iggy gets the ball, get a screen by oden, drives and hands to a rolling Oden
would you be OK with him doing the legs out dunk then
FIRE BUCHANAN!!
by thomasikehara on Jun 6, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
not if it means another broken knee
i would prefer an easy lay up
we traded for him
obviously
FIRE BUCHANAN!!
by thomasikehara on Jun 6, 2011 2:40 AM PDT up reply actions
That is a cool picture
by Oden Mad, Oden Smash! on Jun 6, 2011 9:06 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
no
Maybe he is the only one who is not lactose intolerant. I know many african americans who are lactose intolerant!! Some caucasions as well…some who eat ice cream no matter what..am just guessing athletes might stay away from things that cause the runs.
Was good to see those guys getting along
It’s been too long since we’ve seen Greg in good spirits with his teammates. Let’s hope the chemistry continues on the court. LMA is coming out of his shell this year and becoming a pretty likable guy.
I think LMA has always been a pretty likable guy. He does seem less "shy"...but also seems
to have a great sense of humor and am guessing this isn’t new!
That was surprisingly funny
I’m not sure what made us laugh more over here, Greg’s “Stock Boy at Wal-Mart” line, or Iggy’s apparently well-known obsession with Twizzlers.
It's like the '77 Finals.
We beat Philly!
Being a Blazer fan is not exactly healthy.
by dpnim on Jun 5, 2011 11:28 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Ah! I loved this. First time I ever really watched Jimmy Kimmel, too.
What did we learn from this, guys? Portland had a bad start, but Oden came through in the end for the victory.
I hope that was symbolic on a huge level. Greater things to come in the future? I hope so.
On the court, that is.
Today was the 34th anniversary of the Blazers win over Philly in Game 6
This is the day we celebrate winning a title, and now we have a second triumph to cheer!
Seriously, though… that was super entertaining. We kept backing up the DVR to hear things and laugh again.
by FlyingOutlaw on Jun 6, 2011 12:06 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Just Happy
To see Greg bringing the personality back out. Reminded me of his first bit of time in pdx
persistence is the key
by OOODDDEEENNN on Jun 6, 2011 12:57 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
and the first time we've seen any semblance of a personality from LMA.
i like it here, there, everywhere.
I wish Jimmy would've asked LA the question about most annoying thing Greg does
Answer: get hurt.
Also, no Turd Ferguson or Go, For It jokes? C’mon guys, humor 101.
"She fell in love with the drummer, another and another"
by Cap'n Crash on Jun 6, 2011 1:02 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
love love loved it.
The anniversary wasn’t lost on me either, tho I’m sure every Blazer fan smiles a little on 6/5. My only gripe is I would have liked to have seen LA lean into GO a little more.
As far as the ice cream goes, calcium is good for you, have another big guy.
Finally, I know he hasn’t played much for us, but damn if you can’t help but love Greg Oden. Please get well and stick around ol’ puddletown and you’ll have everything you’ve ever wanted big guy.
We won all our games in June!
Where’s the parade gonna be???
by JMLakaShotCaller on Jun 6, 2011 8:00 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
me three.
Wherever you may be; good night, eeeeeeverybody!
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Jun 6, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
You rehab for almost 4 years strait
The guy deserves to laugh and enjoy life a little.
Greg is hilarious!
"Part of me wants him to beast up the Blazers, but part of me thinks he should move to Hawaii and become a dentist." - Llamaiguana
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I wish we had Kevin durant…. sighs
by EriBlazer on Jun 6, 2011 11:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Of this doesn't exercise the injury demons I dont know what will.
Oden will be an Allstar before Aldridge
I'd love it if Greg became an AS, but
you’re mistaken in one thing… LaMarcus IS an All Star… He didn’t play the game, but he definitely is. It’s not his fault if K-Love and Griffin are two of the league’s beloved ones… Despite they lose 8 of every 10 games they play.
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