With all the Trade Machine ideas flying around It's time we put them in one drawer that most people can just skip over and avoid the headache! hehe... But for the rest of us who love to make ridiculous trades lets put them in here. No trade is a bad trade in this drawer, unless it involves us not getting Chris Paul of course.
I'll start this thing off with the first trade that won't happen: http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=6l6r3dz
Serious trades are welcome, but not really encouraged as they're probably not very fun.
-also, Hassan Whiteside's PER according to ESPN is -17.95, is there anybody lower than that?