Choose between your dog and girl/boyfriend.
I´m still fascinated by this:
Lets help this guy to answer that question. You choose your ..... because....
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I can´t choose because I have a wife and two cats.
If I had tu choose between my wife and cats I´d go with my wife. I´d loose them all if I chose my cats.
my dog is one of my best friends
so it’s an easy choice for me.
Resident Smartass.
and my residency is Blazersedge.com
Ha ha ha!
Jokes on you! I have neither.
by Jonathan Wright on May 21, 2011 2:44 AM PDT reply actions
If the choices were between "dog" and "Miami Heat"
I think I know the right answer.
Honor Alaa Abdelnaby.
First in the NBA. At least alphabetically
Who's making me choose?
I can tell you, the dog isn’t the one asking me to make a choice (though he sometimes tries to sit between me and her).
If the GF made me choose, I would consider it a bad fit. (I don’t get to make proclamations like that, “choose between me and those shoes you like”, we guys would get castrated for trying to pull that)
If someone else tried to make me choose, well a good dog is more replaceable than a good girlfriend.
by Sir.Ludo on May 21, 2011 8:55 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Not huges.
Just a litle bit, and very friendly ones.
Young people unemployment ratio is 42,8% over here. Political parties don´t do enough, if any thing, to stop corruption in their ranks. More they spend more votes they get, so there´s no financial responsability. Etc, etc, etc.
i cheated
you didnt put wife, so i put dog.
48 Wins would be just fine
by GreatOden'sRaven on May 21, 2011 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
And your wife can rest assured, as you just confirmed to her that you don't have a girlfriend.
"Hey! If the moon were made of ribs, wouldja eat it? I know I would!"
My wife and I both love our dog
so I chose “none of the above”
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
like the Cavs care what I think
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
So, which were the Cavs to LeBron?
I think they were the dog, cause he’s seeing plenty of action in Miami.
Stealth > Wealth
If the choice between dog and girlfriend is that even
you obviously have to get a better dog.
Honor Alaa Abdelnaby.
First in the NBA. At least alphabetically
by OhOhOden on May 21, 2011 11:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm going to assume the people choosing 'dog' are single, cause that's the only justification I can think of.
"Say his NAME, Portland. Gerald Wallace is...awesome." -Dave, 4/9/11
I'd choose neither.
A cat is less of a hassle than either a dog or a significant other.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
by AK1984 on May 22, 2011 2:34 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
If you need help deciding...
put your dog and girlfriend in the trunk for an hour. When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?
by cdfw on May 22, 2011 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Gotta chose the dog
My fiance is great (and she doesn’t read BE, so I’m alright saying this), but if we aren’t together then she goes and finds someone else and has a great life without me. If I lose my dog, the dog likely goes to the pound and dies.
"This is the most popular sport in America blaming its feet for insolence and cutting them off with a chainsaw to show them who's the boss in this arrangement. When it bleeds out, it will admit no regrets because those who paint themselves into corners forget that a path out ever existed."-Spencer Hall, The NFL Lockout and Taking Sides in The League's Labor Dispute
DOG FRIEND
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 23, 2011 7:42 AM PDT reply actions
He should have said
“My dog can’t read, so I’ll choose my girlfriend.”
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