Or, how about him?
LET'S GO BLAZERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
No backing down this game, jump on them and never let up!!! LaMarcus, keep shoving ally-oops down their throats! Miller, keep lobbing them and being an all around floor general! Camby, gobble those boards up like a Texas tornado! Batum, take it inside and get easy dunks and layins! Matthews, play stellar defense on Terry and Kidd! AND HIT YOUR 3'S!!! That goes as well for you, Rudy! Roy, play smart and use your wits instead of your knees to get to the foul line! Wallace... do your thing, dog! Bench - keep encouraging the rest of the team and play with energy when (and if) you get subbed in!
(oh, if only they could hear me)
Embody the spirit of Bill Walton and Big Luke, and take us to the 'Ship!!!!! Let's go boys!
PS- thanks to FlyinSouth, edited to add in another who also wouldn't take Dallas' crap...